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[Dizzy Storm]

THE DANGERFIELDS
THE BELFAST BOYZ ARE BACK!! Following hot on the heels of the multi-copper selling Hellride EP (1000 confirmed kills and counting) comes the debut album Born To Rock. This bad boy was unleashed on 23rd December 2005 and this is the reason they return...and to rock the Moorings for the first time no less!!!
www.thedangerfields.com www.myspace.com/thedangerfields

THE DEADEND SLUTS
tour support for the 'fields...handpicked by Griswold himself! No, it is not a cheap porno company, and they are not strippers, unless your really nice, then some members may be persuaded, but if you’re after roaring distortion, thumping bass lines and crashing drums topped off by a little piano then The Deadend Sluts are for you
check them out at www.thedeadendsluts.tk www.myspace.com/thedeadendsluts

KARLOFF
wouldnt be a Dangerfields gig without punkensteins monsters....the bringers of the horrorcaust, the deliverers of doom....the one.... the only.. KARLOFF!
www.kultkarloff.com www.myspace.com/karloff

THE MOORINGS
SAT 4TH FEB
DOORS 8PM
£4

[Floor Tom]

I was wondering when something about this was going to be posted. I saw the poster in R&B a couple of days ago.
If I'm in Aberdeen on the night I will definatly be there.

[Dizzy Storm]

our next show!! and looking forward to it....!

so are the Dangerfields....they just dying to meet this Flash character

[Flash@TMB]

Pete and Bobby are planning to shag the Dead End Sluts. Prbably best they find out for themsleves...

[Flash@TMB]

So how did it go? I'm still dying in my bed being fucked by the bird flu's little sister.

Any feedback from the bands? The audience? Did anyone shag the Dead End Sluts? Is the floor dyed red? Are there brains hanging off the lights?

If anyone from Karloff is reads this then please could you provide me with some feedback on how it sounded on stage, with the extra monitor? Yesterday was it's first day and I haven't heard (or seen) it myself yet.

It was a rather cool concert, didnt think much of the first band too "heavy" for me

Is that maxwell guy putting on another concert sometime, i hope so he is rather cool to work with

hope your well soon, sounds like your at deaths door

[Teabags]

i cant remember half of it, but i think it was good.

i fell over ALOT.

it wasnt half as bad as last night though Flash.

[MTA]

Thanks Dave, My eyes are still sore

[Jan Deal]

There was a good heckle to the dead end sluts...

Singer: Does anyone here like Jack Daniels?

*silence*

Singer: I thought everyone in Scotland liked Whiskey? C'mon, who here likes Jack Daniels?

Audience member: It's Bourbon!!

[Flash@TMB]

Originally Posted by SlowDazzle

There was a good heckle to the dead end sluts...

Singer: Does anyone here like Jack Daniels?

*silence*

Singer: I thought everyone in Scotland liked Whiskey? C'mon, who here likes Jack Daniels?

Audience member: It's Bourbon!!

I hate to do this... but technically the slut was right and the audience member was wrong. JD is distilled in Tennessee, for something to be classed as a Bourbon it has to hail from Kentucky. JD is classed as a Tennessee Whisky

But if the slut did say verbatum "I thought everyone in Scotland liked Whiskey", then he was wrong too, because whiskey is Irish, the stuff everyone in Scotland likes is whisky.

OK enough Monday pedantics from me. I'll roll over and get on with dying...