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[Laura@TMB]

Originally Posted by Sue Denim..

They'd have to use the bog water too as you don't get much water out of the taps.

No, they'll just use the quarter bottle of Spar's own-brand vodka that they just happen to have in their back-pocket/ rucksack - it would do the trick, unfortunately.

[Camie]

I was trying to think what you meant by back door.

[Flash@TMB]

Originally Posted by Ross

Jokes aside hat is very cunning.

So much so that you could pin a tail on it and call it a fox.

It's similar to the scam that I used to pull on the ABC Cinema in the early 1980s. A group of us would scrape together enough funds for 1 ticket. Then one of us would enter the cinema and pay to see a film, and sit next to the fire exit. Once the film started, and it was dark inside, he/she would sneak down the fire escape and open the fire door to admit the rest of us. Then we got even smarter and simply tied a wire round the push bar and ran it under the fire exit door... gaining entry to the cinema anytime we wanted - even when it was closed - just by tugging on the wire.

Needless to say we have the wire trick covered!

Oh the irony!!!

[Flash@TMB]

Originally Posted by catherine

i did try and warn underage music fans to not drink or they'd ruin their chance to get into the moorings again and bands would ban them from gigs.... but some folk are too selfish to care.

Thanks for your efforts BTW We're due you a drink!

[Camie]

Wouldn't they notice a little bit of light from the back door if you did that in the cinema?

[Lester Burnham]

Originally Posted by Flash@TMB

You are thinking of the other back door, the one behind the bar that is for staff and bands only. The problem door is the main fire exit (along side the stage and gents toilet), which as it's THE MAIN FIRE EXIT, and must be easy to open. This leads directly onto the lane that runs up the side of the bar.

Previously some underagers tried stashing a carryout beside the door, but I found it and drank it. Hence their latest tatic.

Surely you could make it so the fire exit could not be used as a normal entrance/exit?

I honestly thought before this thread that that door was not for the use of customers asides in the case of a fire.

[Camie]

That's what I thought. Although I did see Inept 303 go in and out of it before.
We used the cellar when we played.

[Lester Burnham]

Originally Posted by Camie

That's what I thought. Although I did see Inept 303 go in and out of it before.
We used the cellar when we played.

yeah, we use the cellar all the time when we play... I thought that door was band/staff only... I certainly never use it unless I'm playing.

[Moshulu Rob]

you could alarm the door, even have it cut off all the sound a big flashing light come on. That would be pretty embarassing for anyone caught using it.

[Ewan U.N.C.L.E.]

Originally Posted by Flash@TMB

The just go straight to the bogs and wash it off.

do the taps work now like?