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17-02-2005, 07:38
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18-02-2005, 15:22
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Hah hah hah hah hah. You'll be tearing down my statue next.
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The Moorings Bar - Corrupting the youth of Aberdeen since 1965: http://www.myspace.com/themooringsbar "If Capital punishment makes the state a murderer then life imprisonment must make the state a gay dungeon master." -Rev. Jesse Jackson Please contact our promoters for a gig: fudgemusic@hotmail.co.uk "From thirty feet away she looked like a lot of class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from thirty feet away." - Raymond Chandler |
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18-02-2005, 15:56
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How do you get a goth out of it's tree? Cut the rope. What's black and white and red all over? A goth with a pint glass in it's face. BTW these are just sick jokes just in case any goths start reali... I mean suspecting they are walking into a trap.
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The Moorings Bar - Corrupting the youth of Aberdeen since 1965: http://www.myspace.com/themooringsbar "If Capital punishment makes the state a murderer then life imprisonment must make the state a gay dungeon master." -Rev. Jesse Jackson Please contact our promoters for a gig: fudgemusic@hotmail.co.uk "From thirty feet away she looked like a lot of class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from thirty feet away." - Raymond Chandler |
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18-02-2005, 16:22
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You started it .................................................. .....
Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk! What are you doing with that revolting creature?" "Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat. Why is it so hard for goths to get work? Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons there is a goth, a metalhead, and a punk standing at the edge of a cliff, how do you tell who's who? Simple the goth is the one contemplating jumping off the cliff, the metalhead is yelling at the goth "JUMP! JUMP!" and the punk is the one who runs up from behind and pushes them both over!! How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour and creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, but one has to light the candle. How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!" What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet? The cisterns of mercy |
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18-02-2005, 16:33
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How do you stop a goth clenching it's teeth? Unplug it.
Why do you put a goth in a blender feet first? So it can apply more eyeliner or the way down.
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The Moorings Bar - Corrupting the youth of Aberdeen since 1965: http://www.myspace.com/themooringsbar "If Capital punishment makes the state a murderer then life imprisonment must make the state a gay dungeon master." -Rev. Jesse Jackson Please contact our promoters for a gig: fudgemusic@hotmail.co.uk "From thirty feet away she looked like a lot of class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from thirty feet away." - Raymond Chandler |
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