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Old 08-07-2009, 09:14   #1 (permalink)

 
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Kinda like Don't Even Reply or FMlife. I love these sites.
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Old 08-07-2009, 09:40   #2 (permalink)

 
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So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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I'd always heard of this site, but never looked. I always thought they were poached from service providers or something ridiculous like that. I didn't realise you could just submit the text yourself, probably making 99% of them fake I imagine. Shame.
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I'd always heard of this site, but never looked. I always thought they were poached from service providers or something ridiculous like that. I didn't realise you could just submit the text yourself, probably making 99% of them fake I imagine. Shame.
Still makes me laugh!
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i read all of theese as well as TFLN reularly, always give me a giggle fake or not!
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I wonder how many of those texts are from your KKERRRRAAZZZZYYYY nights out?
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I wonder how many of those texts are from your KKERRRRAAZZZZYYYY nights out?
The typical Drink n' Dial. A fate worse than death.

And yet after a couple of drink it ALWAYS seems like a good idea.
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The typical Drink n' Dial. A fate worse than death.

And yet after a couple of drink it ALWAYS seems like a good idea.
I've had some of the most embarrasing moments of my life when I've woken up the next morning and look at my sent messages or dialled numbers. Awful. A useful I trick I learned a long time ago is to write my ex-girlfriend's numbers down on a bit of paper, hide it somewhere in the house, (or better yet at someone else's house), then delete their numbers from my phone before I went out. That way you can't, even if you want to.
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I've had some of the most embarrasing moments of my life when I've woken up the next morning and look at my sent messages or dialled numbers. Awful. A useful I trick I learned a long time ago is to write my ex-girlfriend's numbers down on a bit of paper, hide it somewhere in the house, (or better yet at someone else's house), then delete their numbers from my phone before I went out. That way you can't, even if you want to.
I got my phone out on an icy night to call an ex, slipped on a patch of ice and the screen on my phone smashed to bits, good or bad?
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