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Old 22-06-2009, 14:52   #1 (permalink)

 
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Did you go and what did you think? What was your favourite gag?

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I bought a rape alarm last week. Because I kept forgetting when to rape people.
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Old 22-06-2009, 20:41   #2 (permalink)
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jimmy carr is about as funny as being booted in the balls by a rhino
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jimmy carr is about as funny as being booted in the balls by a rhino
He speaks the truth!
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Old 22-06-2009, 22:27   #4 (permalink)

 
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I always confuse him with Alan Carr which means I'm always pleasantly surprised to find he isn't Alan Carr.
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Both are more full of shit than a sewage works
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Jimmy Carr's book "The Naked Jape" was quite funny. The guy's laugh certainly isn't though. Sometimes i feel like killing Sean Locke just so there would be one less reason for Jimmy Carr to laugh in the world. The guy's laugh is like nails down a chalkboard or sand in my japper.
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YouTube - Jimmy Carr handles heckler

How is that not funny?
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because it's jimmy carr.
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Jimmy Carr is funnier than anyone who posts on here. FACT.
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that rape joke is really really old. jimmy carr is not funny, and to be honest isn't a proper comedian. He just tells jokes (which generally aren't even his).

oh, he's also a pompous twat.
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