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Old 17-06-2009, 12:59   #1 (permalink)

 
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Old 17-06-2009, 13:02   #2 (permalink)

 
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Old 17-06-2009, 13:08   #3 (permalink)

 
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IMMIGANTS! I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!
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Homer: [gasps] Tom Landry's hat, and it's autographed. "To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry."
Bart: Why don't you buy it?
Homer: I can't buy that. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that.
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Old 17-06-2009, 13:22   #6 (permalink)

 
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IMMIGANTS! I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!
Hot damn, beat me to it.

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