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Old 17-03-2009, 13:24   #1 (permalink)

 
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Because William Shatner.

But not as surprised as The Invisible Man.

He landed with a fud.
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Old 17-03-2009, 13:29   #2 (permalink)

 
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Old 17-03-2009, 13:31   #3 (permalink)
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Old 17-03-2009, 13:32   #4 (permalink)

 
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Old 17-03-2009, 13:37   #5 (permalink)

 
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Old 17-03-2009, 14:04   #7 (permalink)
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Old 17-03-2009, 14:13   #8 (permalink)

 
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