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Old 21-10-2009, 11:20   #401 (permalink)

 
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Jesus. I heard that when Freddy Mercury died. That's how old that is.
That's impressive, Mercury died 3 years before Senna
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Old 21-10-2009, 11:27   #402 (permalink)

 
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That's impressive, Mercury died 3 years before Senna
Maybe I heard it when Senna died then. Still, that was 15 years ago!
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That's the closest i've had to a compliment on this site.

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I've never given you negative rep because I assume from your name that you like Motley Crue, and I also like Motley Crue. That wasn't much of a compliment but it's the best you're going to get from me, probably.
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I'm actually useful to have around as i can tell that Samsung TVs are not as good at replicating Red than Sony TVs, they appear to be orange and that their greens are unnatural.

Everyone's eyes are different anyways.
Yeah, I suck at orange. I did one of those online tests. I think the Vieras look the most natural, especially skin tones. Those IPS panels are fecking bangin' though.
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Yeah, I suck at orange. I did one of those online tests. I think the Vieras look the most natural, especially skin tones. Those IPS panels are fecking bangin' though.
Hmmm, i prefer Sonys myself, though the Panas are good also. There is such a gulf between those two and the rest it's unreal!
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Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
leaving from Chicago when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard
that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.'
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The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said president . 'How about global warming
or universal health care ', and he smiles smugly.

OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The clueless president , visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming
or universal health care when you don't know sh*t?
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