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Old 26-01-2009, 14:31   #1 (permalink)

 
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I found this very funny.

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Old 26-01-2009, 14:40   #2 (permalink)

 
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poor guy.

why the fuck would he tell anyone?
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Old 26-01-2009, 14:59   #3 (permalink)

 
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i dont know if i should laugh or cry at that.
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Old 26-01-2009, 16:08   #4 (permalink)

 
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Seems this is the original thread.

**EDIT: His mom sniffed his c*ck ?!? - PocketFives
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Old 26-01-2009, 16:43   #5 (permalink)

 
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Seems this is the original thread.

**EDIT: His mom sniffed his c*ck ?!? - PocketFives
Nice work fella, some of the responses are funnier than the original post
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Brings back memories of what I truly hope is this classic troll:

Female First Forum • View topic - d

Not particularly worksafe.
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Old 09-04-2009, 08:03   #7 (permalink)


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a website that I frequently visit for a few laughs is:

Fmylife - FML : Your everyday life stories.. FML - Fuck My Life.

Basically people just sharing stories of RUBBISH things that have happened to them. But some of them are fucking hilarious.

(Relatively SFW, just looks like a BLOG site)
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Here you go, petal....

"Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence."
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Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML
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Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then proceeded to walk into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poke his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML
haha, what a dick.

the ones on just now aren't very good I must say, but it gets added to every day, sometimes there's a dozen or so piss funny ones!
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