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Old 25-11-2008, 20:47   #1 (permalink)
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There once was a kid from kentucky
Whose life was so fucking lucky
He tripped on a drain and got a key in his brain
Now he's no longer in pain


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Old 26-11-2008, 19:48   #2 (permalink)

 
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He'll be accepted for Yale when he's bigger.
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Old 26-11-2008, 20:13   #3 (permalink)
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its the key for a successful future in the United states, or so i hear
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Old 26-11-2008, 20:16   #4 (permalink)

 
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D'you think he gets funny turns?
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Old 26-11-2008, 20:30   #5 (permalink)


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Ah.... that's what keyhole surgery means.
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Old 26-11-2008, 20:32   #6 (permalink)
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he was having a funny turn when he decided it would be a good idea to pick his nose with a key
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Old 26-11-2008, 20:33   #7 (permalink)

 
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He should've picked a lock, of course. In the photo they look like skeleton keys!
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Old 26-11-2008, 21:14   #8 (permalink)
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He should've picked a lock, of course. In the photo they look like skeleton keys!
Must have been listening to Urban Cookie Collectives greatest hits when he did it.
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Old 26-11-2008, 21:19   #9 (permalink)

 
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That would certainly turn him on!
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the surgeons were picking their brains about this one
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