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[Captain America]

Better than any of the guff I wrote for higher English.

I think you're teacher is being harsh. A bit like Mr Armada.

[Diesel]

Good spelling, excellent sentence structure, punctuation and use of "big" words.....

....no fucking wonder it got rejected!!!!!

Try rewriting it in "text speak", as one big block of lower-case text, with plenty of "words" like "ur, abt, omg, lol"

...and for fuck's sake please make sure you use "your/you're & there/their/they're" in the proper, modern out-of-context fashion - otherwise the diddies that pass for teachers these days will feel all threatened.

[Old Gold]

Originally Posted by KimyReizeger

What the hell are you on about?

He's a biology student. He loves may flies.

Sorry, I was being a dick. Ignore me man, the writing's pretty decent for a 16 year old. Your teacher's probably a stuffy bitch, so if she liked it, it probably wouldn't be any use.

I'm just a complete snob when it comes to gritty stuff. Apologies.

[Marsh]

It's just a fucking chain email you've copied and expanded with "killer lines" such as "the face and mouth of a whore." I first got that email about 4 years ago.

That takes no talent whatsoever so I agree it is "appaling."

Come up with your own jokes and you'll get some kudos. Blatant plagarism is neither big nor clever.

[lovers_spit]

not to my knowledge. i may have picked it up subconsciously but 100% not intentionally, and even then i cant ever recall reading any material that is the same to my story.

so angry over so little.

try venting your fury in a more constructive way, instead of over the internet to a schoolboy you've never met, about a trivial matter only designed to maybe get a bit of a laugh.

[RossP]

Originally Posted by lovers_spit

try venting your fury in a more constructive way, instead of over the internet.

Oh the irony...

[Old Gold]

You can't complain about being treated like a kid by a teacher then use it as a defense!

[RF Scott]

Venting anger over the internet is a very good way of doing so, being that nobody gets hurt, really.

[Marsh]

Originally Posted by RossP

Oh the irony...

Platinum.

[Marsh]

Originally Posted by lovers_spit

try venting your fury in a more constructive way, instead of over the internet to a schoolboy you've never met.

Fuck, I feel like Pete Townshend.

Originally Posted by lovers_spit

about a trivial matter only designed to maybe get a bit of a laugh.

Don't play with the big boys then come greeting when someone disagrees with you, junior.

I did laugh at the joke. When I first saw it four years ago.

I was being serious, come up with something original, post it here and you'll get respect if it's original and funny.