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Default Funniest Joke You've Ever Heard.... - 21-12-2007, 11:04
Need a good laugh, so it's this old chestnut again.

What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

Here's mine...

what's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron?

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Default 21-12-2007, 11:32
jehova nice christmas?
   
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Default 23-12-2007, 01:44
this thread? LOL

but seriously forks
   
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Default 24-12-2007, 12:17
ahh, JJ, stil doing the quiz in the bobbin on sunday nights son?

i once won a childrens keyboard off u for drawing a picture of a panda smoking a spliff, eating a pot noodle. good times.
   
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Default 24-12-2007, 18:52
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

THAT'S NACHO CHEESE.
   
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Default what's orange and sounds like a parrot? - 25-12-2007, 12:03
a carrot
   
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Default 27-12-2007, 11:58
Did you hear about the shellfish fisherman's penis contest?

It was to see who had the langoustine

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Default 27-12-2007, 12:26
q. Did you hear about the lonely prisoner?

a. He was in his cell.

(sounds better than it reads!)

q. what do you call a fly without wings?

a. a walk.
   
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Did you hear that jeremy beadle has a small penis..But on the other hand its quite big ...


I thought it was this joke page i read that joke?....
   
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i was at a cash machine when an old woman came up and asked me to help her check her balance so i pushed her
   
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