Ya fu**ing dancer

[Biz]

I just came into money, phwoarr missus, and have hired a lear jet to take me to Bangcok - great name, phwoarr, anyway ...I am getting two penises grafted onto my head and am on the lookout for a midget I can carry around on my back to perpetually stroke the members fit for groupie action, I'm nae a poof or onything, but beggars - or even employers canna be that fussy noo - adays, so if ye ken ony midgets up for it, I will be haeing auditions in Drummonds on Sunday nicht - OH, it's five quid to get in, but Gus Tawse is well worth it, he is funny as hell, cheers Biz.

[Shaki]

Jeepers!!!

[Biz]

Oo err missus, that sounds WELL durty, but the Eastern European degenerate pretended he was me, and got paid for spickin shite tae, the jammy blethrashite, Mon the Lecht.