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Old 02-04-2007, 13:33   #1 (permalink)
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The next time ye plan world domination dinna bother invading Poland, get tae Seaton, they are all there.
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Old 02-04-2007, 13:38   #2 (permalink)


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Ale one kochają całe prace wy nienawidzicie, co kwestia?

Mówią język polski albo umierają!
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Old 02-04-2007, 13:58   #3 (permalink)
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I intend learning Polish as some of my workmates are from Poland and are a good laugh.
I would like to learn about Polish insults and jokes, I am willing to trade Scottish insults and jokes for Polish ones - here's a couple.

Get tae Falkirk - this means GO AWAY in English
Smell yer ma - this insinuates that you have had hands on experience with their mothers hairy pie
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Same here..

Tell them the following (say as you would in english) this will win their respect!

"Tea who you yeah Bunny"

"Scotch me tea who you"

"Odd Pear Doll She"

"Dee May She"

"Tea Story Who You"

"Yes Tess Q Tess"
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Old 02-04-2007, 15:58   #5 (permalink)
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Default excellentay you will be spoiling us with these
any chance of English or Doric translations?
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Old 07-04-2007, 16:21   #6 (permalink)
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Anyone care to translate the stuff above?, I dinna ken ony Polish and am eager to find oot fit it a means and get cracking, cheers Biz.
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The polish ones I know are (said like you would in English)

"Havoo Day Pay" - Fuck The Polis

"Coorva" - bitch/slut/whore/cunt
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I'm sure coorva means a few things, 'coorva match' is the polish for "fuck sake", a guy at my work can often be heard muttering coorva under his breath at work when things go wrong....

Here you go Biz....
kurwa mac - fuck sake!
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Old 25-04-2007, 03:28   #9 (permalink)
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Mon the Polish vulgarity.
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Old 25-04-2007, 03:43   #10 (permalink)
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I recently got a leaflet from the BNP looking for my vote.
Their idiotic leaflet was racist towards Polish people.
Therefor I intend to dress in full Nazi regalia and attend one of their meetings as my new character who is Biz the drummers Polish roadie.
I am learning a wee bit of Polish, especially insults.
I wonder if they will allow him to join their party.
I need a good Polish name for my character, any suggestions?, cheers Biz.
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