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[Spaced]

whats the diffrence between a baby and a trampoline??


i take my shows off to jump on a trampoline

[Tubthumper]

Do you take your shoes off too?

[jon]

Why was Lt. Uhura angry? Cos William Shatner.

[Sue Denim..]

Originally Posted by jon

Why was Lt. Uhura angry? Cos William Shatner.

Fucking brilliant.

[Biz]

I asked the barber for a number two.
He shat on ma heid .

[lepeep]

Originally Posted by Biz

I asked the barber for a number two.
He shat on ma heid .

he might have been the baker that kneaded a jobbie too?

[tickle]

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are
chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They
decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black
leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over
He found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw
me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house
for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door,
looked at me and said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'