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Old 21-05-2008, 18:05   #191 (permalink)

 
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Old 22-05-2008, 10:20   #192 (permalink)

 
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What is the number 1 cause of paedophilia in Britain?

Sexy kids.





What do 9 out of ten people enjoy?

Gang rape.
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:25   #193 (permalink)

 
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What is the number 1 cause of paedophilia in Britain?

Sexy kids.





What do 9 out of ten people enjoy?

Gang rape.
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:41   #194 (permalink)

 
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Hear about the rift between lampard and drogba?

drogba got the hump cause lampard would invite him to his mums funeral...






...apparently he was worried drogba might dive in the box!

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Old 25-05-2008, 22:39   #195 (permalink)

 
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Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?

Kathy takes a sniff and replies, That is nice. What's it called?

Viens a moi, replies Nancy.

Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?

At this stage the assistant offers some help. Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French.

Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks,
That doesn't smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?
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Old 26-05-2008, 12:33   #196 (permalink)

 
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Duck Standing At The Side Of The Road.
Chicken Walks Up And Says, "Dont Do It Mate, You'll Never Hear The Fucking End Of It!"
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Just remembered this oldie:

A man's walking along a cliff-top and he sees a little girl sitting at the edge crying. He says "Hey, what's wrong?" and the girl replies "It was horrible mister, I was with mummy and daddy and we were walking along the cliff and they fell off the edge! They're down there dead and I don't know what to do."

The man unzips, pulls out his dick and says "It's just not your day, is it?".
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What do you et if you cross a dinosaur with a plate?

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