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Old 07-03-2008, 16:06   #171 (permalink)

 
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What do anal sex and spinach have in common?







If you're forced to have them as a child, you're less likely to enjoy them as an adult.
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:41   #172 (permalink)

 
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Old 10-04-2008, 20:57   #173 (permalink)

 
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Karen Matthews has been arrested and is in Police custody pending questioning. Nothing to do with her missing daughter, they just want to find out how the fuck she managed to talk five guys into riding her.
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Karen Matthews has been arrested and is in Police custody pending questioning. Nothing to do with her missing daughter, they just want to find out how the fuck she managed to talk five guys into riding her.
By any chance, do you read a certain popular Scottish football forum?
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Old 13-04-2008, 15:33   #175 (permalink)

 
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Put some chips on for my tea the other night, went through the house and forgot about them. 20 minutes later I went back to my kitchen and they were gone... last time I ever buy McCann oven chips!!
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Where are the McCanns taking their children for holiday this year? Austria.
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Just when you thought Madeleine McCann had seen off all challengers, some Austrian lass beats the record by 23 years...
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