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Default Websites That Realise Just That Bit too Late - 23-01-2007, 21:40

1. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
Welcome to Pen Island! The best pens on the internet!

2. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
Find a Therapist Now at TherapistFinder.com

3. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

4. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

5. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
ipAnywhere - Essential tool for pcAnywhere

6. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
Cumming First United Methodist Church, Cumming, Forsyth County, Georgia

7. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
Speed of Art. Website of Nigel Talamo

8. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
Lake Tahoe vacation rentals, hotels and lodging packages



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expertsexchange.com

Which is actually pretty useful if you're a developer...

*edit*...and would've been funnier if they hadn't changed the URL:

Experts Exchange, the #1 IT Professional Collaboration Network on the Web.


When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? ... The New Kids! "Hi we're the New Kids and we're so good and clean-cut..." "We're so clean cut!" Seig Heil! Heil! Heil! A good clean country... Heil! Heil! Heil! Fuck that! I want my rock stars dead! I want them to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go "I hope you enjoy the show!" *Bang!* Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart!
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When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? ... The New Kids! "Hi we're the New Kids and we're so good and clean-cut..." "We're so clean cut!" Seig Heil! Heil! Heil! A good clean country... Heil! Heil! Heil! Fuck that! I want my rock stars dead! I want them to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go "I hope you enjoy the show!" *Bang!* Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart!
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Had PenIsland in there too but it turned out to be an actual PenisLand link... NAE COOL.
   
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Some of these are like optical illusions. I kept staring at the first of your links and couldn't think of the legit name, likewise all I kept thinking about the second was "what's wrong with gas heating?".


When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? ... The New Kids! "Hi we're the New Kids and we're so good and clean-cut..." "We're so clean cut!" Seig Heil! Heil! Heil! A good clean country... Heil! Heil! Heil! Fuck that! I want my rock stars dead! I want them to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go "I hope you enjoy the show!" *Bang!* Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart!
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Some of these are like optical illusions. I kept staring at the first of your links and couldn't think of the legit name, likewise all I kept thinking about the second was "what's wrong with gas heating?".
same. then i thought it was for a sheating company of some sort....GA Sheating. is Sheating even a word?
   
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Easily mispronounced domain names: What are your favorites?-- A Grupthink Topic


When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? ... The New Kids! "Hi we're the New Kids and we're so good and clean-cut..." "We're so clean cut!" Seig Heil! Heil! Heil! A good clean country... Heil! Heil! Heil! Fuck that! I want my rock stars dead! I want them to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go "I hope you enjoy the show!" *Bang!* Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart!
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