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Default Pelican swallows Pigeon whole! Kerrrazy! - 25-10-2006, 16:02

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6083468.stm



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Default 25-10-2006, 17:23

...and you can see the whole episode unfold here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quLxN3DSqcc
   
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Default 25-10-2006, 17:36

Let's populate Aberdeen with Pigeon-eating pelicans......

I love it!
   
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Default 25-10-2006, 17:40

That made me feel slightly sick.

You forget how ugly Pelicans are, the name just means the band to me now
   
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Default 25-10-2006, 18:07

that's nothing, on numerous occasions when i worked in bridge of don, we would be looking out of the office window only to see a seagull attack, kill and then proceed to eat a pigeon. That pelican's a pussy, swallowing it whole is surely cheating.


When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? ... The New Kids! "Hi we're the New Kids and we're so good and clean-cut..." "We're so clean cut!" Seig Heil! Heil! Heil! A good clean country... Heil! Heil! Heil! Fuck that! I want my rock stars dead! I want them to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go "I hope you enjoy the show!" *Bang!* Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart!
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Default 25-10-2006, 18:58

I'd like to see you try and swallow a pigeon whole while it kicks and flaps Officer!
   
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Default 25-10-2006, 20:09

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that's nothing, on numerous occasions when i worked in bridge of don, we would be looking out of the office window only to see a seagull attack, kill and then proceed to eat a pigeon. That pelican's a pussy, swallowing it whole is surely cheating.
A seagull eating a pigeon?
WTF?

I seen the photo's and whole the process described sounded sick.
Especially when the struggle went on for 20 minutes and children were watching.
That is the circle of life though.
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Default 25-10-2006, 21:50

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I'd like to see you try and swallow a pigeon whole while it kicks and flaps Officer!
If I had a beak like a pelican's perhaps I could


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Default 25-10-2006, 21:54

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I love this sort of stuff.

What's the animal being eaten there?
   
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