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Default The Height Of Political Incorrectness? - 25-10-2006, 10:03
Last night a Muslim female came to my door.

I never opened it, I just talked to her through the letter box just to see how she fuckin likes it!


*Oh boy! Am I in for an Aberdeen Music.com jihad or what? Hey -maybe even a fatwah!
Anyone know where Salman Rushdie's hiding out these days?*
   
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Default Yeah - 25-10-2006, 13:54
He's had some surgery and is lying on a beach in Barbados with a lovely pair of coapy baps and a blonde wig, he uses the name Salma and wears a rather fetching bikini.
   
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Know it is wrong, on so many levels, but:
   
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a lovely pair of coapy baps
What kind/size of coapys are we talking about here Biz?

Perky? Double Dunters? Heavy Hangers? Spaniels Lugs?
   
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Default about this size - 25-10-2006, 16:17


Holy mackerel even Razorlight are getting in on the Floory Coapy Bap action nooadays
   
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes..?

Nothing! You already told her twice!
   
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes..?

Nothing! You already told her twice!
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