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[feeble!]

Haha, if you want to finish with someone who's been a bastard to you then just go for the e-mail/text approach. I guarantee you'll feel good for the next week if you do that. And don't even make it nice

"yo, shithead. you're dumped - I'm afraid you're just too ugly/not cool enough to be seen with me. I'm sorry... Sorry you're such a jerk!"

Send them that

[Spoonie]

best txt ever:

"welcome to dumpsville
population - you!"

alternatively, i would get your girlfriend/boyfriend round to your house and also get someone else you'd rather bend it up round, hide the newcomer in your wardrobe and then, when your partner is asleep, nail the other person and spaff in your partners face. then, in the morning, when your partner wonders what's all over their face, say it was the 'you're dumped faries' with their dumping serum

it's a classy way to do it
spoons
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[*Lucy*]

Thats the most imaginative idea I've heard! Any other original ideas?

i got dumped over msn (after the bloke said on a walk at the beach that he would never break up with someone over the phone or whatever)
.....CUNT!

well I've done both txt and face to face.

and boy does face to face feel better! ^_^

altho I didn't expect to be txted back straight away considering I txted at 3 in the morning. It just so happens she was at a sleep over with friends. Oh how glad am I I've not seen her or her friends since. I'm sure they threatended to have my balls cut off or something....eek!

but doing it face to face in a public place is the best thing for it. It's so theraputic! Makes you feel mightier than the mightiest. Until a few days later when you wish you hadn't....

but meh, it usually works out fine in the end anyways.

still, best way I'd say is just to talk things through. Have one of those deep long conversation where you express your true feelings. Tell your partner the problem and what they can do to sort that, and also ask them if they have a problem with you and if you need to change anything. There's no need for break-ups without reason. I mean, fair enough if they cheat on you, you can let them have it. But if it's just because of a stupid reason, then work on it with your partner and eventually you'll overcome it. At least that's what should happen. I mean, why would you get together with someone if you're just going to dump them? Make it work, talk it out.

and that's the end of that chapter...

[Danny Doubt]

Originally posted by Spoonie:
best txt ever:

"welcome to dumpsville
population - you!"

hide the newcomer in your wardrobe and then, when your partner is asleep, nail the other person and spaff in your partners face.
it's a classy way to do it
spoons
X

some funny shit

[Frosty Jack]

"I'm not gay, but I'll learn"...

[Mills]

Texts really aren't cool, trust me

[lilacstarangel]

Txts are just a nasty way to do it, especially an hour before your first ever uni exam...grrr...! It should be done face to face; I would do it that way and have done, if u cant then its not very respectful to the other person! But do understand the distance thing, but maybe phone call would be best in that case

well in my txt case, the other person lived in Insch. So I couldn't exactly just go there at 3am and tell them...