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[Trigger]

Originally Posted by Carrots Gladstone

"Aye, eh, fuckin', I wis doon eh fuckin' at the fuckin' pub last night. Y'on fuckin' boy, Martyn wis there. He eh, fuckin' said he wis fuckin' gan to the fuckin' game on Saturday. Fancy fuckin' gan like?"

I was on the train coming home from Edinburgh yesterday evening and was sat next to an older bloke and his son and every conversation they had was like this. Swearing is fine by me but they were fairly swearing out of context. As an example, we were diverted in Fife as a train ahead of us was stopped on the tracks (apparently some football fans started a fire so the train got halted) and the old bloke goes "Fuckin' hell, an extra fucking half hour on the fucking journey cos there is a fucking train stuck on the tracks. It's shite we have to get a fucking detour cos we can't fucking go round the cunt."

Can a train be a cunt?

[Woolies]

Originally Posted by Trigger

we were diverted in Fife as a train ahead of us was stopped on the tracks (apparently some football fans started a fire so the train got halted)

headline writers put it better
"Fan dressed as sheep set alight"

[jon]

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