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[ca_gere]

Greatest opening line to a thread ever!

I like his 7 tips for a succesful business... otherwise known as common fuckin sense followed by a plug for his system/cult thing. He manages to be dislikeable, a cunt, pretentious and condescending all at once so well done that man. Also, If he's making 100 grand a month you'd have thought he could afford a decent camera and microphone.

[Hog]

What a dodger.

[TheTickingTime-Bomb]

Haha, he makes exactly £5000 profit every day! Not £4783, or £5021, but £5000.

Also, what does he... uh... do?

[Bigsby]

Originally Posted by TheTickingTime-Bomb

Haha, he makes exactly £5000 profit every day! Not £4783, or £5021, but £5000.

Also, what does he... uh... do?

I'm guessing Pyramid scheme.

[Bigsby]

Ewan's fans can get more of his amazing pearls of wisdom via his Twitter:

Ewan Robb (EwanRobb) on Twitter

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects

And nearly 8,000 folk "follow" this shite? Who the fuck are THOSE cunts?

[Tubthumper]

For someone who makes so much money, he still looks like a scaffy tink.

[ca_gere]

I bet if you asked him what 5000 dollars was in pounds he wouldn't know. This is the type of thread where the accused comes on to defend himself... I really hope that happens.

[Bigsby]

Originally Posted by ca_gere

I bet if you asked him what 5000 dollars was in pounds he wouldn't know. This is the type of thread where the accused comes on to defend himself... I really hope that happens.

Well, when I type Ewan Robb Aberdeen into Google, this thread is the top result. Is it the same for everyone else? He looks like the type of guy who would Google himself a lot.

[Le Stu]

Originally Posted by Bigsby

Well, when I type Ewan Robb Aberdeen into Google, this thread is the top result. Is it the same for everyone else? He looks like the type of guy who would Google himself a lot.

If you just type "Ewan Robb" it's on the first page! Are we being sucked into his scheme?

[Bigsby]

Originally Posted by Le Stu

If you just type "Ewan Robb" it's on the first page! Are we being sucked into his scheme?

Hmm, not sure how beneficial it will be for him to have people read a thread that begs the question "Who the fuck's this cunt?"

And just for good measure, I hear that Ewan Robb tries to lure kids into his gingerbread house.