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[drahcirv1]

Originally Posted by Kai

Hmm..if one of those sightings occured on a Halloween about 8 years ago and the two protagonists were dressed as a vampire and an alien zombie bride respectively, it was probably my bobbing bum assailing your visual senses, you lucky thing!

Were you the vampire or the zombie bride?

[cap'n euan]

How about an early 20th century ship?

[Teabags]

I just want to say that this thread is fucking fantastic.

[fatboy]

heres an idea, book one of musical visions rooms for a couple of hours, no one will walk in, play music through the PA to hide the noises, no one will know unless he sprays his man goo all over the shop

[emergency72]

Originally Posted by Kai

Hmm..if one of those sightings occured on a Halloween about 8 years ago and the two protagonists were dressed as a vampire and an alien zombie bride respectively, it was probably my bobbing bum assailing your visual senses, you lucky thing!

Excellent avatar btw....

[idol_wild]

Good grief. I've been unable to get regular internet lately. But when I do, I stumble across this thread.

Absolutely magnificent.

[Steven Milne]

This made me laugh a lot too.

How about Ramboland ball pit? Just lie at the bottom and not move much, could be tricky.
And youd have to be under 4ft to get in - ok if your bird is a midget or small child i guess.

Or the cinema?
When i was at school a mate of mine (and this isnt me by the way) got kicked out the cinema for getting wanked off in the back row.

If your stealthy enough that could work and you get to watch a film - double entertainment.

Or the public toilets in Duthie Park? I believe thats a well known spot.

God, what am i talking bout, now i sound like a deviant.

[Chris]

Originally Posted by Steven Milne

This made me laugh a lot too.

How about Ramboland ball pit? Just lie at the bottom and not move much, could be tricky.
And youd have to be under 4ft to get in - ok if your bird is a midget or small child i guess.

Or the cinema?
When i was at school a mate of mine (and this isnt me by the way) got kicked out the cinema for getting wanked off in the back row.

If your stealthy enough that could work and you get to watch a film - double entertainment.

Or the public toilets in Duthie Park? I believe thats a well known spot.

God, what am i talking bout, now i sound like a deviant.

That was almost a stellar thousandth post. Instead it was a pretty decent 999th.

[Swingin' Ryan]

Originally Posted by Steven Milne

Or the cinema?
When i was at school a mate of mine (and this isnt me by the way) got kicked out the cinema for getting wanked off in the back row.

At the cinema I work in a used condom was once found in a screen in the middle seat, of the middle row of a sold out screen. That takes some serious balls (no pun intended).

[Fast Caz]

Go all out with style and fornicate in your parents bed and then spray your love fuzz all over your mums side of the be delightfully knowing when she lays in the bed, your semen will be adequately close to her love hole.


I don't know. It beats shagging in a public toilet. Wouldn't know from personal experiance, coverig your parents bed in jism not bumping uglies in the local wc.