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[Kai]

The last time 'my mate' found himself in this predicament, a couple of weekends back, he stumbled across a very pleasant straw bale field just outside Inverurie that was very conducive to holding hands, lying back and looking up at the sky, marvelling at the incongruous cloud shapes and the even more incongruous places that one can end up picking the straw out of hours later. The only trouble is that my mate can't pass a straw bale field on the train now without springing a spontaneous semi.

[geo1903]

Pittodrie every other Saturday afternoon.



ps getting the dates wrong could give you an unexpected audience.


pps although I have seen plenty fannies on that pitch over the years.

[Lucky Rathen]

Go to the Belmont cinema during the day and pick some foreign language arty farty shite that no-one wants to see, and you'll have the whole cinema to yourself

[emergency72]

Some idiot once linked me to a video of some folks in some european country (not sure which one) who film their porn right in the town centre with the public just walking by.....funny to see the old ladies stopping in the tracks to cop a look....im sure if you seach for outdoor sex on google you'll find it...have fun trying it here, then you can get some privacy in a room in bucksburn

[Lucky Rathen]

If you, sorry I mean your mate, has wheels, there's a dogging spot at the carpark for Foggieton Woods out beside Cults.

Forestry Commission - Foggieton Wood -

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It starts at 10pm. I've been. It was pretty grim.

[Lucky Rathen]

I should point out that I didn't take part in any of the sexual activity, me and a lass just went along out of curiosity and bailed again quite quickly, cos it was pretty fucking creepy.

[Nev]

Deviant!

[Lucius]

I was thinking about this thread last night when giving the staff from my work a lift home.

We saw car lights in the trees deep in the trees near the old stoneywood club in dyce.
I had a lil laugh to myself.


I had a "mate" who use to nip up to a back road in hazlehead of an evening for a spot of ..whatever with his girlfriend.

This was abandoned after one night they heard a huge noise like a jet engine, there was a huge gust of wind and the car mover forward about a foot even though the handbrake was on.

I shit myself and drove off as fast as I could. Sorry i mean my "mate".

[Metarie]

Surely he could just explain to his folks that he's a grown up, doesn't get to see his girlfriend very often and it's pretty selfish of them not to understand that some 'quality time' with his girlfriend at his house isn't asking a lot?
Outside sex is all well and good on the way home from the pub and you get a bit frisky, but I wouldn't be too impressed if that was the only way I could see my bloke if I didn't live in Aberdeen.

I hear that people have been getting down and dirty in Octopussy (thursday nights in Warehouse/Moshulu). And I've stumbed accross a couple going at it in the grounds of Aberdeen Grammar School more than once which I guess is kind of secluded. Having said that I walked home one night and saw a couple shagging against the wall of the church on Crown Terrace which is pretty much on the pavement. It was kind of traumatic though so don't suggest that to him because I'd rather not look out my bedroom window and have to see that

[Kai]

Originally Posted by Metarie

I've stumbed accross a couple going at it in the grounds of Aberdeen Grammar School more than once which I guess is kind of secluded.

Hmm..if one of those sightings occured on a Halloween about 8 years ago and the two protagonists were dressed as a vampire and an alien zombie bride respectively, it was probably my bobbing bum assailing your visual senses, you lucky thing!