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[Shaki]

BBC NEWS | UK | Officer faces G20 assault charge

I don't really care, I just found it hilarious that the perpetrator was called Sgt. Smellie!

If ever someone was going to join the police and abuse their powers in this way it was going to be someone who went through school with a name like Delroy Smellie.

[Bigsby]

Originally Posted by Shaki

I don't really care, I just found it hilarious that the perpetrator was called Sgt. Smellie!

And he got caught 'cause of telly.*










*Possibly a mobile phone, I can't remember, but mobile phone doesn't rhyme with Smellie. I suppose if you were American you might say "Cellie". Maybe. In fact, I guess Sgt Smellie will now be locked in a cellie.

[Adam Easy Wishes]

Originally Posted by Bigsby

*Possibly a mobile phone, I can't remember, but mobile phone doesn't rhyme with Smellie. I suppose if you were American you might say "Cellie". Maybe. In fact, I guess Sgt Smellie will now be locked in a cellie.

Unless he takes it to that shop in the market...think it only costs about a tenner.

[Bigsby]

Being a cop, the other lags will make his life helly.

And turn his arse to jelly.

[Shaki]

Originally Posted by Bigsby

Being a cop, the other lags will make his life helly.

And turn his arse to jelly.

All because he's a yellow belly

[Lucky Rathen]

He's probably shaking in his wellies.

[Shaki]

Perhaps his former colleagues in the Met will wear sticking plasters on their faces every day that he is behind bars as a show of solidarity.

.........just like that cunt Nelly

[Adam Easy Wishes]

Perhaps when he's out he'll tell his side of the story in a revealing interview on LK Today with Lorraine Kelly.

[Tubthumper]

And find a new career by possibly being the new Pele

[Bigsby]

Or alternatively hide out somewhere obscure like Lochgelly. With Tanya Donnely out of Belly.