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[jf9tp2wd40]

Originally Posted by Peterhead Dave

How do you discover you can swallow swords

Everyone has the ability to swallow swords (as far as i am aware) it is more a case of training your body first not to gag and then to learn how to relax your body and muscles well enough to acept the sword... then it becomes the challenge of getting used to the really peculiar feeling, and the dangers of not lining up your body PERFECTLY so you dont pierce your organs.


Cue the "oh you so crazy" jokes

[Surfer_Rosa]

Originally Posted by jf9tp2wd40

Everyone has the ability to swallow cock (as far as i am aware) it is more a case of training your body first not to gag and then to learn how to relax your body and muscles well enough to acept the cock... then it becomes the challenge of getting used to the really peculiar feeling, and the dangers of not lining up your body PERFECTLY so you dont pierce your organs.


Cue the "oh you so gay" jokes

Fixed
I'm bored

[french_disko]

Originally Posted by Ali1501

why in some of my top's you find little holes in the front after washing then?

This bugs me as well.

and bugs these people too -

Tiny Holes Appearing in T-shirts After Washing

Mystery holes in cotton knits - Laundry Room Forum - GardenWeb

[RossP]

Originally Posted by JaseyBoi

Why do kamakazzee pilots wear seat belts and crash helmets?. (thats an olde one)

Their helmets had radio communication and the seat belts allowed them to remain stable during their flight, to ensure that they hit their target.

Why are some lorry wheels 'innies' and some are 'outies'?? (The alloy bits)

[french_disko]

Football question - At teams like Celtic and Newcastle, when they unveil a new signing why is there always a gap toothed, skanky fan in a replica shirt always hanging around outside the ground? And why do Sky Sports bother interviewing them?

[Original Spies]

Originally Posted by french_disko

Football question - At teams like Celtic and Newcastle, when they unveil a new signing why is there always a gap toothed, skanky fan in a replica shirt always hanging around outside the ground? And why do Sky Sports bother interviewing them?

I believe it's a progressive contrast. Usually the interviewed fans outside clubs like Newcastle, Everton, West Ham - They have the regional accent to accompany the segment. Then you get Man United fans and Liverpool fans just hanging about outside their teams ground on a fucking Tuesday morning for some ridiculous reason, and the cunts are Irish, Scottish, Dutch, Indian, Canadian... Never local. So, it's just Sky Sports News having a laugh at the expense of glory supporters (not that there's anything wrong with that).

[Shaki]

Originally Posted by french_disko

Football question - At teams like Celtic and Newcastle, when they unveil a new signing why is there always a gap toothed, skanky fan in a replica shirt always hanging around outside the ground? And why do Sky Sports bother interviewing them?

All the employable fans are usually at work.

Sky Sports have a 24 hour sports channel for unemployed people to watch and they need to fill it with such insight.

It's self-perpetuating.

[Hugh_Jazz]

Given that we live in a very small country, how the fuck have we managed to develop so many distinctive regional accents? Just in northern England, the untrained ear could easily distinguish Scouse, Manc, Leeds, Teeside, Geordie and Mackem.

Compare this with the US, which is dozens of times the size with many times the population, and yet there's probably fewer regional accents than in the UK.

I have always found this amazing.

[Shaki]

Originally Posted by MattJimF

You've never been to the Isle of Swona have you?

It's pedantry but by definition "feral" means animals that have escaped from domestication and therefore these cows cannot truly be classed as wild

[Lame Guitarist]

whoever thought "hmmm i will boil this little thing that just came out of the chicken and eat it, oh yum thats nice"