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Old 11-03-2009, 11:20   #1 (permalink)

 
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Do any of you have to suffer Northsound at work?

Have you heard the new advert for the above product? It's kind of frightening - a 30 second discussion about where you can "stick it":

"So ladies, why don't you contact us and tell us where you'd stick it..."

I mean really. Don't you just want to holler "UP YER FUCKING HOOP, YOU TWATTYFACED BUMSNIFF!"?
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:52   #2 (permalink)

 
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Do any of you have to suffer Northsound at work?

Have you heard the new advert for the above product? It's kind of frightening - a 30 second discussion about where you can "stick it":

"So ladies, why don't you contact us and tell us where you'd stick it..."

I mean really. Don't you just want to holler "UP YER FUCKING HOOP, YOU TWATTYFACED BUMSNIFF!"?
I heard this in the company of my mother yesterday when I was fiddling with the car radio. It was awkward as fuck.
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Was it Matteson's that had the TV advert a couple of years ago that was kinda like a mock-up of the Marks and Spencers food adverts only with some horrendous innuendo? "Just you, me, and the sausage...", "you know you want it..."

'Cause those adverts were fucking dynamite.
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Was it Matteson's that had the TV advert a couple of years ago that was kinda like a mock-up of the Marks and Spencers food adverts only with some horrendous innuendo? "Just you, me, and the sausage...", "you know you want it..."

'Cause those adverts were fucking dynamite.
Yup, they're doing the rounds again at the moment.
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As an aside. Those smoked sausages are affa fine.

Chopped up and stirred into some tomato pasta. Staple student diet. Ace
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As an aside. Those smoked sausages are affa fine.

Chopped up and stirred into some tomato pasta. Staple student diet. Ace
Aye, it may be mystery meat but it's fucking good mystery meat
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Aye, it may be mystery meat but it's fucking good mystery meat
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All I know is you can't say Mattesons without saying mmm.
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everytime I've ate smoked sausage I've thrown up, that's sober too!
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everytime I've ate smoked sausage I've thrown up, that's sober too!
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