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Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

Who the fuck knows the difference between tall, grande and venti?

"Medium latté please."
"Grande?"
"No. Medium."

You clearly!

[Jan]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

Why only on King Street? I'd imagine people who wear ponchos anywhere, outside the set of a cowboy movie, are fuds.

Ah well, my post was after spotting some total scroat walking down King Street in one. But you're right; anyone sporting one who isn't a) in Mexico or b) starring in a Spaghetti Western is in need of a dry slap.

[John W]

Originally Posted by Jan Deal

Ah well, my post was after spotting some total scroat walking down King Street in one. But you're right; anyone sporting one who isn't a) in Mexico or b) starring in a Spaghetti Western is in need of a dry slap.

Is it typically a hippy/stoner kind of fad to wear a poncho? Same with a Rasta hat? It's all bollocks really, there is more to Rastafarian's than smoking weed, although i think that's already been brought up in this thread somewhere.

[Swingin' Ryan]

Originally Posted by Original Spies

There's no other way to eat an apple other than to 'crunch away at the thing',

People who chew loudly should have to eat in the fucking toilet as far as I'm concerned.

[Hog]

Women who show their big fat gunntt! Nothing wrong with being fat but who are they kidding showing off their spare tyre? It's disgusting.

[Scorge]

Twisted ankles. Fucking agony.

not

[John W]

Originally Posted by Swingin' Ryan

People who chew loudly should have to eat in the fucking toilet as far as I'm concerned.

Or we could just prohibit them all from eating in public full stop

[aekido]

Originally Posted by Hog

Women who show their big fat gunntt! Nothing wrong with being fat but who are they kidding showing off their spare tyre? It's disgusting.

generally fat people who wear clothes that arent suitable for their size is horrible

[Godzilla Blues]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

For this same reason I always ask for either small, medium or large coffee in Starbucks. Who the fuck knows the difference between tall, grande and venti?

Pretentious caffeine based namings aside, the pricing structure is usually a good guide.

I may have tossed this one out previously, but old folk in Marks & Spencers - seriously, if you want to amble about aimlessly like the cast of Dawn of the Dead in the shopping mall (original version naturally, not the turbo-charged remake editions) go and do it in some old person based activity centre. For all the moaning about pensions being inadequate how come so many old folk can afford Markies?

Also, the disappearance of Becks beer in pubs. It has been my tipple of choice for 20 years and was always the reliable option that was in EVERY pub but seems to be going the way of the Dodo in favour of citrus accessory novelty beers. Some pubs gratifyingly stock Budvar which is a sound replacement but for some reason it has an effect similar to Stella on me and extreme drunkenness beckons far sooner than it should.

[DJ Jo-D]

Originally Posted by Original Spies

There's no other way to eat an apple other than to 'crunch away at the thing', unless I was to liquidise, but then it's not an apple. It's baby food. Apples are fucking great.

I hate it when people have ridiculous opinions.

I already stated they were noisey as it is, but to proced chewing with your mouth open is just not right. no need. no one said they weren't great