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Originally Posted by Teabags

Is that the one that bit your bollock?

I know, I'm such an indian giver.

10 years ago I would have killed to have a girls face within the area of my penis.

Not the girl that bit my ball, no. Some bebo random - there were a few posts further up the thread about randoms bebo messaging etc.

[Teabags]

Originally Posted by Exposure @ Lemon Tree

Not the girl that bit my ball, no. Some bebo random - there were a few posts further up the thread about randoms bebo messaging etc.

Ahhh. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam!

[DJ Jo-D]

People who say "I'm never drinking again" when suffering a bad hangover....

Originally Posted by DJ Jo-D

People who say "I'm never drinking again" when suffering a bad hangover....

I am never saying "I'm never drinking again" when I've got a hangover

[Teabags]

Originally Posted by DJ Jo-D

People who say "I'm never drinking again" when suffering a bad hangover....

You say it, don't you?

[Murrr]

Shampoo adverts and cleaning ads in general that claim to have cracked some new kinda scientific breakthrough. "Nuclear protein for your head!" or some shite. "It's new scientific formula goes straight to the root and coats your hair with a microscopic layer of copper and melted goat's cheese to ensure it stays shiny throughout the day!" Fuck off man. If it cleans my hair I don't care about what kinda new made-up chemical you've "discovered" this week.

Also adverts for things like Yakult and Actimel where they latin-ise a word/phrase to make it sound more sophisticated and fabricate all kinds of crazy bullshit ingrediants. "Acitivus Bifidus Digestivum"? What the hell are you talking about? Get the hell off my television you git.

Threads and posts by JF9TP2.

Alan Smith in general. Why does he even exist?

Cyclists who INSIST on cycling on the pavement even when there is a perfectly good cycle lane beside them, and then refuse to move out of the way when THEY are cycling straight for YOU on a path that you, as the pedestrian, should have right of way.

[Teabags]

Originally Posted by Murrr

Threads and posts by JF9TP2.

You win.

[DJ Jo-D]

Originally Posted by Teabags

You say it, don't you?

I wouldn't kid myself!!


Get annoyed with people when you are about to eat something that start ranting how disgusting it is or making pukey noises...cheers mate I am going to be eating this soon !?

[Alkaline]

Originally Posted by Teabags

Girls that use teeth when giving head.

That's just not cricket.

I still have bite marks on mine relating to an incident when i was 18 that ended in a short spell in A&E and the loss of a ridiculous amount of blood

Originally Posted by Alkaline

I still have bite marks on mine relating to an incident when i was 18 that ended in a short spell in A&E and the loss of a ridiculous amount of blood

That is "savage".

And I mean "savage" not as in cool, but as in "savage".

Jeez.