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[Original Spies]

God, I know. Or when it gets given a green squiggle despite the suggestion it gives as a substitute is just silly and wrong. Or when it just says "Fragment" which really means that Bill Gates thinks your sentence is too short, and you must lengthen it, you illiterate nonce! Hate.

I too, also hate people who spend too long at cash machines. Especially when you get DOUBLECARDED. Oh yes. They withdraw a couple of tens from one bank account. Then OHHH SHIT! This chump has two accounts, so they withdraw another amount from their second account, thrusting themselves upon the cusp of insufferable human inconvenience. I know I'm having one of those terrible days when I get stuck beind someone either a) printing off 12 pages of bank statement, or b) using a cash machine to top up their phone. Ugh!

The recent school holidays made me realise how much I hate teenagers, and the ones that dick about on top of the St Nicks Centre, with their male make up, and their dry humping.

[His Majesty]

Bands that think they are something special because they have or will play some gigs in London or anywhere in England.

Bands that say they are touring, but this tour consists of a few gigs spread over 3 or 4 months, most of which take place in Aberdeen.

[em-s-t-a-r]

Originally Posted by Panda Strong

doing a word document and those silly little red squiggles appearing for errors that DON'T EXIST. i just can't continue typing while they're squiggling away at me, just in the corner of my eye. sigh.

They don't "squiggle" red for nothing. You're obviously doing something wrong.

[Nefarious C]

Originally Posted by em-s-t-a-r

They don't "squiggle" red for nothing. You're obviously doing something wrong.

Incorrect.

[em-s-t-a-r]

There are exceptions like names and stuff but other than that. Actually I'm completely wrong. Shit.

[cap'n euan]

That TV show Skins and everyone in it. Bunch of ridiculous cartoon cunts who live nothing like anyone. Real teenagers (should) live in confusion and shame, there's no ex-sitcom stars helping us along and it's all shit and awkward.

I hate it and everything associated with it. And that shrew-faced bitch Effy can fuck off staring at me and grinning like an idiot whenever I check my myspace. But it's my own fault for having a myspace. Still. Raah.

[Alkaline]

Originally Posted by cap'n euan

That TV show Skins and everyone in it. Bunch of ridiculous cartoon cunts who live nothing like anyone. Real teenagers (should) live in confusion and shame, there's no ex-sitcom stars helping us along and it's all shit and awkward.

I hate it and everything associated with it. And that shrew-faced bitch Effy can fuck off staring at me and grinning like an idiot whenever I check my myspace. But it's my own fault for having a myspace. Still. Raah.

Sad thing is that there are tons of cunts like those shit-jockeys on Skins these days. Aberdeen isn't too bad in that respect. I pity the people of London though

[Nefarious C]

Originally Posted by cap'n euan

That TV show Skins and everyone in it. Bunch of ridiculous cartoon cunts who live nothing like anyone. Real teenagers (should) live in confusion and shame, there's no ex-sitcom stars helping us along and it's all shit and awkward.

I hate it and everything associated with it. And that shrew-faced bitch Effy can fuck off staring at me and grinning like an idiot whenever I check my myspace. But it's my own fault for having a myspace. Still. Raah.

London mate.

My ex turned into a caricature of that lot when she moved down, her and her friends are basically an uglier version of skins.

Tossers.

[Panda Strong]

Originally Posted by em-s-t-a-r

There are exceptions like names and stuff but other than that. Actually I'm completely wrong. Shit.

Exactly! i've been doing stuff on the Iranian revolution where everybody's mother (is that a saying?) has a name that i can't even pronounce, and that spell check hates.

Originally Posted by cap'n euan

That TV show Skins and everyone in it. Bunch of ridiculous cartoon cunts who live nothing like anyone. Real teenagers (should) live in confusion and shame, there's no ex-sitcom stars helping us along and it's all shit and awkward.

I hate it and everything associated with it. And that shrew-faced bitch Effy can fuck off staring at me and grinning like an idiot whenever I check my myspace. But it's my own fault for having a myspace. Still. Raah.

say it brother. that show gets on my wick. the first series was bearable, but i saw maybe 10 minutes of this newest one, and srsly, it's epitomises everything that is wrong with an entire generation of people. it seems to combine the writing skills of a 17 year old media student and a bunch of 30/40 somethings writing about how they wished their teenage years were really like, completely based around several pop culture references each episode.

thing is...most teenagers NEVER experience anything remotely close to what happens in these shows. i spent my time playing burnout on the game cube and watching terrible Saturday television. this program only alienates those perhaps more anxious/paranoid/let out feel even more alone.

adam and joe did a great piece about it here;

YouTube - Adam and Joe on Skins

brilliant.

Originally Posted by Original Spies

and their dry humping.

I'm hoping you mean the whole 'haha, isn't it funny to act like we're gay' thing.


otherwise, i'm not sure why people are dry humping on top of St Nicks.