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Old 25-10-2008, 09:52   #1 (permalink)

 
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How come they know to call when you have a bastard hangover?

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Old 25-10-2008, 09:58   #2 (permalink)

 
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How come they know to call when you have a bastard hangover?

It was all I could do to stop myself snarling at them.
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did they frown upon your previously intoxicated state? or would that be mormons?
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That's when I usually say "sorry I'm only 17"; as i'm pretty sure it is illegal (?) for them to speak to someone of that age alone. I know those twats with the clipboards on Union St can't ask 17 year olds to help them with their questionnaires, so i'm guessing there's a similar rule for religion.

It has worked in the past anyways. Still works now with the marketers, even though I look nowhere near 17 anymore.
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Old 25-10-2008, 10:06   #4 (permalink)

 
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did they frown upon your previously intoxicated state? or would that be mormons?
They just looked a bit scared by the sheer intensity of my GO AWAY vibe, actually.

But I do recall an incident when mormons called and I had a beer in my hand I don't know why but I got guilty and hid it behind my back. So, we went through the whole God conversation when I'm blatantly hiding a beer behind my back. Basically.
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I had two Jehova's come round once...

I should have knocked them on the head harder.
and dug the well a bit deeper.

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Just before I moved from Stonehaven, they opened a Jehovahs Witness hall right outside my house.

Annoying cunts. I just tell them God is dead.
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Annoying cunts. I just tell them God is dead.
...and no one cares?

and if there is a Hell....I'll see you there?
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