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[Bigsby]

Originally Posted by french_disko

stop being so kind, it wasn't even that good.

To be fair it's not as easy as it looks, I started doing one to the tune of "Word Up" by Cameo (inspired by the fact that both Peter Dow and Cameo frontman Larry Blackmon apparently like to lounge around in their pants), but I got bored/couldn't think up a Dow related hook to replace Word Up at the chorus.

Here's how far I got:

Yo pretty ladies around the world
Got some strange things to tell you
I'm looking for a girl
She can be skinny, a fatty or a lesbo too
Must be child bearing age
And she knows just what I'll do

Your young daughters would be welcome
In a creepy way
But no teenage boys
I'm a paedo, but not gay

No romance, no romance, no romance for me
Ah, come on baby tell me ...

Feel free to finish it for me folks.

[The Kernel Loaf]

Originally Posted by Neutral

His name is Peter Dow
His clothes are from Dead Cow
He doesnt like the monarchy nor the parly army
Peter Dow peter dow, what a wee loser

He's Scotlands national standard bearer
there could be none fairer

His name is Peter Dow
His clothes are from Dead Cow
His web design aint up to scratch and we doubt he listens to bach
Peter Dow peter dow, what a stupid tosser

Egg him, egg him, see him whine
and lets bask in glorious sunshine

Peter Dow, peter dow he's our standard bearer our national standard bearer
Peter dow, peter dow there really is no fairer

[u70jc]

Originally Posted by lame guitarist

Have you applied yet Jayne?

My fiance might have something to say about it if I did

[Sue Denim..]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

Remember the guy with the pony tail that used to stand on Union Street about 5-6 years ago wearing army fatigues and sporting a sandwich board covered in political messages about Scottish independence and the likes? That's him.

I just assumed he was some sort of retard.

..... from reading 'his' entries on here, I was right.