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[Shaki]

Originally Posted by Bigsby

Actually, I'd say your failure to get basic facts right and use any common sense at all makes you a perfect candidate for journalism.

Good point, I could probably get a job locally (sends aplicayshen to the Evening Expres)

[Lonz]

Originally Posted by bob bouma

I can't even dodge cupcakes.

As long as you can dodge a wrench...

[Murrr]

In completely unrelated news, while I was walking up King Street with a group of friends last night a ned leaned out of the window and threw a handfully of Roses (the sweets, no the flower) at us. All while shouting "AAAAAHHH YA BUNCH O BAMS!" or something to that effect. It was ace.

[drahcirv1]

Originally Posted by Lucky Rathen

I dunno, there's been plenty nights we've been out and I've been your steaming drunk mate! Remember that time we were in your car and I forgot the word 'carburretor'.

Yeah and you also kept calling my mum Norma-Jean coz you couldn't remember her name.

To be fair you may have been steaming but your never loud, abusive or just a total cunt to the other members of the public.

Even when were out with your mates the only one i try and stay away from when hes drunk is Gary because he's a pain in the arse.

[drahcirv1]

Originally Posted by Murrr

In completely unrelated news, while I was walking up King Street with a group of friends last night a ned leaned out of the window and threw a handfully of Roses (the sweets, no the flower) at us. All while shouting "AAAAAHHH YA BUNCH O BAMS!" or something to that effect. It was ace.

I can just see the story in the P&J now.
Starting a campaign to ban tins of sweets due to the rise of teenage drive by sweetings.

An outraged mother appearing on North Tonight coz her 12 was concussed by a ferrero rocher.

Originally Posted by bob bouma

Plenty of really really good folk & good things about Aberdeen, don't get me wrong, but if you're not from around here, trust me, it's a hard place in a lot of ways.

Very, very true.

[french_disko]

it appears that after all our pontificating that the motorbike driver was not a chav but actaully a member of the landed gentry!

"Lewis Westlake-Tritton"????

Actually, maybe he is a chav and his mother could only narrow the father down to two potential candidates.






BBC NEWS | Scotland | North East/N Isles | Youth in court over parade crash

A 17-year-old has appeared at Aberdeen Sheriff Court after a motorbike accident during the city's Torcher Parade, which left nine people injured.

Lewis Westlake-Tritton, of Ness Place, in Aberdeen, was charged with theft, culpable and reckless behaviour and road traffic offences.

He made no plea or declaration and was remanded in custody.

Another 17-year-old, who was charged over the incident, is due to make a court appearance at a later date.

The motorcycle mounted a pavement and collided with pedestrians in Aberdeen's Union Street on Saturday.

It happened at about 2030 BST during the city's Torcher Parade, an annual student fund-raising event in the city centre.

The casualties were taken to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary for treatment.

None of the injuries was believed to be life-threatening.

The casualties included a 40-year-old woman, who sustained a leg injury, and a 25-year-old man, who had injuries to his face and hand.

Leg injuries

Two 17-year-old men were hurt, one with leg and chest injuries, and the other with leg and hand injuries.

Two 13-year-old girls, a 13-year-old boy and a 11-year-old boy all suffered leg injuries and another 11-year-old boy was treated for shock.

Bystanders said they heard screams as the bike ran into pedestrians.

The parade draws large crowds from all over the north east of Scotland.



He made no plea or declaration and was remanded in custody.

Another 17-year-old, who was charged over the incident, is due to make a court appearance at a later date.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Stripey

All the snobbery in this thread is apalling.

I honestly didn't think i'd be able to laugh today. thankyou.

[JeanieStar]

Originally Posted by french_disko

Lewis Westlake-Tritton, of Ness Place, in Aberdeen,

Ness Place is in Mastrick... So who knows... Idiot regardless.

[Intravenous]

Are the people from the bike included in the "9 victims" or are the additional because there is no indication from the news report that anyone was suffering from more than cuts or the odd broken leg.