drunk darth vader

[Stripey]

BBC NEWS | Wales | North West Wales | Drunk Darth Vader's Jedi assault

almost too comical to be true

[Frosty Jack]

Unbelievable. a "10 litre box of wine"??? Where would one get such a thing? Just out of interest, like...

[Metarie]

Originally Posted by Frosty Jack

Unbelievable. a "10 litre box of wine"??? Where would one get such a thing? Just out of interest, like...

That's what I was wondering...holy crap! Maybe it was cooking wine, my work has mahoosive boxes of the stuff.

[Rass]

Haha when i read that earlier i had this fantastic image in my head of some alcoholic falling out of a bush wearing a binbag, waving a crutch around shouting 'daaaarth vaddddeeeerrr'. Best Vader impression ever.

It was likely funnier in my head mind.

[french_disko]

"The cousins had been filming themselves playing with light sabres in the garden before the attack."

The fuckers deserved it in my opinion.

[Skull Commander]

I read this while at work yesterday and was sitting guffawing away. It is the best image ever. Some guy with a black bin liner and a cape bandishing a crutch. The highlight for me was the 'injurys' sustained: A sore head and a bruised thigh!

[Tam o' Shantie]

Originally Posted by Rass

Haha when i read that earlier i had this fantastic image in my head of some alcoholic falling out of a bush wearing a binbag, waving a crutch around shouting 'daaaarth vaddddeeeerrr'. Best Vader impression ever.

It was likely funnier in my head mind.

What on earth put such a vivid and obscure image in your head?

[Rass]

Originally Posted by Tam o' Shantie

What on earth put such a vivid and obscure image in your head?

Might of had something to do with the story on the bbc website that stripey linked to (at the top of this page) about an alcoholic who dressed up as darth vader and "attacked" some young jedis with a crutch.

Other than that i'm not sure.

I guess my imagination just works in totally, like random ways.... lolzosaurus

[Chris]

Originally Posted by Frosty Jack

Unbelievable. a "10 litre box of wine"??? Where would one get such a thing? Just out of interest, like...

VINOTAINER 10 LITRE only £8.45 [YHB4154/0100] from the UK's premier homebrew supplier

Gourmet Classic :: REAL wine for cooking but at a fraction of the price!

I think the article may be inaccurate in this respect. The first page of google when you search for a 10 litre box of wine is mostly made up of people discussing this story and asking where you can get one.

[Tam o' Shantie]

Originally Posted by Rass

Might of had something to do with the story on the bbc website that stripey linked to (at the top of this page) about an alcoholic who dressed up as darth vader and "attacked" some young jedis with a crutch.

Other than that i'm not sure.

I guess my imagination just works in totally, like random ways.... lolzosaurus

Oh right, then I guess myself and everyone else who read the article had the exact same image in their head. It was like when I read that story about the hero cop who broke his back after getting hit on his motorcycle. For some reason, I had this disturbing image of a police constable writhing in pain or possibly paralysed or dead, lying beside a toppled motorbike!