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[SteveCrisis]

Got to love the district judge's comment 'I hope the force will soon be with him.'

Pre-sentencing takes place on May 13th. Pity it wasn't May 4th.

'May the 4th be with you' Anyone?

*Ahem*

*Bows head in shame, grabs coat and exiles self to Auchtermuchty*

[Rass]

Originally Posted by Tam o' Shantie

Oh right, then I guess myself and everyone else who read the article had the exact same image in their head. It was like when I read that story about the hero cop who broke his back after getting hit on his motorcycle. For some reason, I had this disturbing image of a police constable writhing in pain or possibly paralysed or dead, lying beside a toppled motorbike!

ok you're hilarious, you win teh internetz0r, it just make me laugh thats all, knowing drunks and their (very occasionally) funny ways (like the guy who used to frequent our bar dressed as sherlock holmes claiming to be a part of a fancy dress party, but was by himself). I know there's nothing funny about alcoholism, just the things they come up with can be pretty (tragic, but) funny.

I apologise for posting something that might come across as blindingly obvious, that clearly didnt come up to your high levels of what you deem acceptable, i'll take your critique on board and aim to do better with my next post.

[Old Gold]

Originally Posted by french_disko

"The cousins had been filming themselves playing with light sabres in the garden before the attack."

The fuckers deserved it in my opinion.

I say we set him on the local back garden wrestlers equipped with a cricket bat.

[Stichman]

She added that Hughes hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch, leaving him with a headache.

Haha, aren't Jedi Knights meant to be hard?

I was quite happy for a moment there when I thought Darth had beaten the shit out of the pair of them.

[KimyReizeger]

Originally Posted by Rass

Haha when i read that earlier i had this fantastic image in my head of some alcoholic falling out of a bush wearing a binbag, waving a crutch around shouting 'daaaarth vaddddeeeerrr'. .

It's been covered, but that's brilliant!

[french_disko]

Drunk 'Darth Vader' spared jail

BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | North West Wales | Drunk 'Darth Vader' spared jail

more importantly - you can see the video footage of the attack.

which is lame as fuck.

[CaptainStack]

That video clip is fucking incredible.

DAAARTH VAAAAADAAAH

"Ey up, that kinda hurt...it's really quite painful"

[Teabags]

fucking amazing. im so glad they put the video up. awesome!

[french_disko]

I think they betrayed their Jedi ethos by being so pathetic.

[Surfer_Rosa]

"Oooh here we go, infiltration.."