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Nicholas Sarkozy | Operation to stretch frame | French President | The Sun |HomePage|News
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When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? ... Fuck that! I want my rock stars dead! I want them to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go "I hope you enjoy the show!" *Bang!* Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart! ~ Bill Hicks |
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List of jokes can be found here:
April Fools' Day On The Web : 2008
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When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? ... Fuck that! I want my rock stars dead! I want them to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go "I hope you enjoy the show!" *Bang!* Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart! ~ Bill Hicks |
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I got a text off my brother saying that he'd gotten a call from Child Support about me. Phoned him up and had a long conversation about it, they apprently only had my old bridge of don address. We though of time frame, discovered yes it could be one of many people trying to get in touch. I'm shitting myself thinking how I'm going to explain this to my girlfriend, who the fuck could it be, it must have been more than 2 years ago cos of my current girlfriend etc etc etc
He said he'll text me the number and its up to me if I want to call it. Got a text saying "Check the date" FUCKING CUNTING BASTARD ARSEING SHITE!!! |
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