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[ZeromiserY]

Slash-proof hoodies go on sale - news.uk.msn.com

these fuckers will sell like hot cakes in the 'deen.

sorry, i mean will get nicked out of 'sportsworld' in their hundreds.

edit: just thinking about what the guy said about making kids safer. if some gang wants to do some major hurting to someone and they have a slash-proof hoodie then wont this make them more likely to go buy a gun??

"shit its stab proof ..... *click-clack - kaboom*"

[Red Neck Man]

Plans for stab-proof school uniforms are thought to be on the drawing board.


It really is crazy how things seem to have become this drastic.

[Captain America]

Thats a bit scary.

Neds will probably just use them as a reason to test if they work... And if they do, they'll just punch the shit out of you instead...

[Camie]

They can still stab your face...

[Frosty Jack]

Utter bollocks. PR stunt for the company, playing on tabloid headline pish.

[Stripey]

i hate the implication that everyone who wears a hoody is a degenerate teenage knife wielding asbo candidate

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by Stripey

i hate the implication that everyone who wears a hoody is a degenerate teenage knife wielding asbo candidate

...just cling onto that thought whilst a dozen of the innocent little cherubs are kicking the living shite out of you.

The Hoodie is the garment of choice of the Ned, so why would any decent teenager want to wear one and be associated with the stigma?

Ergo, all hoodie-wearers are neds or at least want to be seen to be associated with the sub-culture, as this gives them some gravitas and allows them to look intimidating to the people they want to impress - i.e. terrified pensioners and nerds with eyesight defects and buck teeth.

All this namby-pamby, PC, nimby, dinky, yuppie, wanky shite is killing this sinking ship of a country.

Bring back everything! - National Service, the stocks, the lash, hanging and all that good stuff.

Retribution for all!!! Fuck blaming society for everything they do, the wee cunts know right from wrong, surely their single mums picked up something from all those hours watching Soaps and Trisha on the 50" telly that one of the kids "uncles" blagged?

[The Kernel Loaf]

Originally Posted by Diesel

Ergo, all hoodie-wearers are neds or at least want to be seen to be associated with the sub-culture, as this gives them some gravitas and allows them to look intimidating to the people they want to impress - i.e. terrified pensioners and nerds with eyesight defects and buck teeth.

Yeah, I totally agree. Everyone wearing a tuxedo just wants to be James Bond aswell. Bastards.

[Stripey]

Originally Posted by Diesel

...just cling onto that thought whilst a dozen of the innocent little cherubs are kicking the living shite out of you.

The Hoodie is the garment of choice of the Ned, so why would any decent teenager want to wear one and be associated with the stigma?

Ergo, all hoodie-wearers are neds or at least want to be seen to be associated with the sub-culture, as this gives them some gravitas and allows them to look intimidating to the people they want to impress

jesus do you actually leave the house atall, or is it just to pick up a copy of the daily mail?

I wear hoodies, not because I want to be a Ned, but because they are comfortable and warm and, *shock*horror* if it rains you can cover your head. Why does a jumper suddenly become intimidating just because it's got a hood attached to it?

[-matthEw-]

come get your hoodies at sportsworld