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Old 27-03-2007, 23:29   #1 (permalink)

 
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Nigeria is awesome, here's an excerpt from the BBC's guide to nigerian dog meat terminology :

404: A dog is also called 404 after the French-built Peugeot pick-up van, a tribute to a dog's ability to run fast

Headlights: A dish with the eyes of a dog as the most prominent component

Gear Box: Dog's liver, heart and kidneys (usually more expensive than ordinary meat)

Tyre: A dog's legs. Mr Umoh claims that eating a 'tyre' makes you a fast runner

Telephone: A dog's tail

Sentencing: The act of clubbing a dog to death rather than slaughtering it



Oga Bassey, however, says his cuisine is in high demand although his business is not doing so well because dogs are becoming scarce now in Abuja.

"We have heard of people stealing dogs to sell. Our policy here is that we do not deal in stolen merchandise. So, we normally quiz our customers to be sure they are selling their own dogs," he explains.
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is this a kind of sub conscious response to the circus that was called the 'dolphin slaughter' (or "that vegetarian") thread?

.....please say it is
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Old 28-03-2007, 01:09   #3 (permalink)

 
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is this a kind of sub conscious response to the circus that was called the 'dolphin slaughter' (or "that vegetarian") thread?

.....please say it is
no it's just hilarious nigerians
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So would they have a meal known as 'Exhaust Manifold' which comprises of the dog's ringpiece?
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no it's just hilarious nigerians
Those crazy foreigners!!@11!11!!

LOLZ!!!
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404: A dog is also called 404 after the French-built Peugeot pick-up van, a tribute to a dog's ability to run fast
And if it was a really fast runner 404: dog not found
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And if it was a really fast runner 404: dog not found
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Hmm I fancy the little yappy bastard fae next door, bet he tastes like chicken
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Old 28-03-2007, 17:11   #10 (permalink)
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I alwayts wanted to setup a website selling dog meat

Well I did set one up DOGGYCUISINE.COM but didnt have the resources to hire abatoir

plus £20 for a dog wtf

anyone up for business?
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