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[mcsheepie]

My neighbour only seems to own 2 albums, the greatest love songs in the world part 342 and James Blunts album. My floor is shaking cos she's playing Blunt so loudly!
I'm in hell

[Stripey]

retaliate by playing whigfield - saturday night, on repeat, whenever you leave the house.

[Jake Wifebeater]

If it's a council flat, phone the noise pollution section, or whatever it's called. They can come round and do a decibel count. Failing that, stab the bastard bitch.

[arcadian]

Make a cd consisting of only "Wolf Eyes - stabbed in the face" and "Sunn - it took the night to believe" and keep it looped, for ever, if you dislike the prospect of having to touch a whigfield cd.

Alternatively, guitar/bass + loud amp + electroharmonix big muff and small clone, turn it up till you get some feedback, then play with the pedal dials until you get the awesome oscillating noise of "brrzzzzshhhh weeoooo weeeoooo weeeoooo" then vary the pitch and volume until you're happy they've either killed themselves or at given up the noise war.

[Tam o' Shantie]

my next door neighbour's dog barks almost all the time...the twat then shouts "SHADAP" arguably louder than the dog. Hey you fucking moron, why don't you try taking your scummy fucking mongrel out of your shitty flat for a walk once in a while? if it doesnt fucking stop i'll be shoving some schmackos laced with rat poison through the bastard's letterbox

[Snowball]

I'm having to go to court because of my bloody neighbour. He's being done for breach of the peace. It was my other neighbour and I's peace that he breached.

[Chris]

one of my upstairs neighbours has 7 large dogs (5 german shephards and 2 springer spaniels) in a one bedroom flat. Oh and one of the dogs has had puppies recently. That's a lot of fun. I just love the overpowering stench of dog piss every time I come through my front door into the hallway.

[Lester Burnham]

I'm really lucky as I've only heard our neighbours twice... once I (barely) heard a hoover from upstairs and the other time I think I could (barely) hear someone play Franz Ferdinand.

Neil and I must be the neighbours from hell... we both blast out our music for hours on end. Ho Hum

[Lucky Rathen]

My neighbours hate me and my flatmate as he has a weird habit of doing DIY, with power tools, at like midnight. Plus I do tend to listen to quite loud music.

[Bowl O' Alpen]

My upstairs neighbour tries to play bass every night which is annoying. And the girl downstairs must have her Sugababes CD stuck in the machine cos it's always fucking on. I retaliated recently by going on a night out and setting my CD player to go off 'full blast' at half one...