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[arcadian]

I rememeber watching Torque but didn't find it unwatchable really, it was like giving my brain a rest and watching some pretty lights, but the final bike chase was utter pish. Some of the awfulness was so bad it's good, sort of like how Steven Seagal movies work (but nowhere near the legendary awesomeness of Seagal movies).

'Wag the Dog' and 'Ballistic:Ecks vs Sever' are 2 of the most unwatchable movies I've ever seen, in fact they are the only 2 movies I can remember ever not being able to watch all the way through.

The flatmates I had just over a year ago and I had our own top 5 shit movie list, and as far as I can remember, 'Re-possesed' was the worst (awful spoof movie). One of my flatmates insisted 'Dark City' was worthy of a top 10 spot, which I refuted on the basis that the film is pretty damn good. We also all agreed that 'Anchorman' was a horrendously unfunny steaming pile of rabid monkey shite, despite the fact it seems fairly popular with a lot of people. Barely got a laugh out of it, plus the whole flat blamed me for the wasted 2 hours as I was the one who rented it out

[Spoonie]

bar-b-q anyone? http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0326750/
go to that site and read the review. the last line is ace!

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[Bass Cadet]

Originally Posted by Spoonie

bar-b-q anyone? http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0326750/
go to that site and read the review. the last line is ace!

/x

What's the last line - That page is web restricted - it's not fair *childish foot stomp*

[WoodyRATM]

"This film has inspired me to make movies...because if this can get made, I am thinking of submitting the film of my dog...licking it's balls."

wow thats filtered? im in college and they let me on it

[Bass Cadet]

Originally Posted by woodyTUH

"This film has inspired me to make movies...because if this can get made, I am thinking of submitting the film of my dog...licking it's balls."

wow thats filtered? im in college and they let me on it

The college isn't too restrictive really as I recall (it's been a couple of years!) The NHS is no fun! Bunch of grumpy ol gits!

Gen - X cops 2 was terrible. I didn't manage to stand 20 minutes of it.

[drahcirv1]

Soldier starring Kurt Russell is utter pish.
On the plus side he doesnt say much.

To think this abortion of an actor was nearly in Star Wars.

Also anything with Jean Claude Van Damme sucks balls. (awaiting angry backlash)

[AKMartin]

Love Story is the worst film I've ever seen. It had no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Likewise Titanic, apart from the cool "ship-sinking" FX.

AKM

[Chris]

Originally Posted by drahcirv1

Also anything with Jean Claude Van Damme sucks balls. (awaiting angry backlash)

Angry backlash:

Uncultured heathen! Pre universal soldier/timecop Van Damme is pure violent genius! He made the 80s what they were! What would the 80s have been without slow-mo replays of the muscles from brussles axe kicking people in the head? Rubbish, that's what they'd have been.

[Diesel]

Originally Posted by Chris

Angry backlash:

Uncultured heathen! Pre universal soldier/timecop Van Damme is pure violent genius! He made the 80s what they were! What would the 80s have been without slow-mo replays of the muscles from brussles axe kicking people in the head? Rubbish, that's what they'd have been.

Quality response and very well put...

...however, let's not lose sight of the issue in hand here - that Van Damme does indeed, suck balls. In fact the Flemish testicle-sampling moron is undoubtably one of Hollywoods all-time worst.

More dreadful actors/actresses in no particular order, only numbered coz I had some spare digits to use up...

1. Dolph Lundgren
2. Stephen Seagal
3. Andie McDowall
4. Roddy McDowall - no relation, in both are kindred in their complete shite-ness
5. Sean Connery - sorry, but "Big Tam" is total gash
6. Sly Stallone - "Adriiiiiiiaaaaaaaan", need I elobarate?
7. Ice-T - THE WORST
8. Ice Cube
9. <insert Rapper here>
10. Madonna - great pop icon, but absolutely gantin' in almost every movie she's been in.

Done