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[french_disko]

Ok, there's the inevitable "I have a Kit Kat that MAY have a Golden Ticket in it" for sale to gullible mugs on ebay -

http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/sear...ket&category0=

But... there's also a real, live Golden Ticket on sale.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-BROTHER-GO...QqcmdZViewItem

Should we all chip in and buy it for someone here? Who should go in? Stripey for the inevitable cutting remarks & sneering contempt of others? Flash for full-on Pirate look-a-like action? Who else?

the second link dusnt work

[lepeep]

aye...second link is duff, someone at ebay has a brain, and wants the death of big brother as much as I !

Originally Posted by french_disko

Ok, there's the inevitable "I have a Kit Kat that MAY have a Golden Ticket in it" for sale to gullible mugs on ebay -

http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/sear...ket&category0=

But... there's also a real, live Golden Ticket on sale.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-BROTHER-GO...QqcmdZViewItem

Should we all chip in and buy it for someone here? Who should go in? Stripey for the inevitable cutting remarks & sneering contempt of others? Flash for full-on Pirate look-a-like action? Who else?

It's been removed! Quelle surprise.

[french_disko]

Originally Posted by reject_monkey

the second link dusnt work

fuck me, that was quick - it's been taken down!

here's the story on it from today's paper - http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/sto...778990,00.html

[Hardcore Mel]

Originally Posted by french_disko

Ok, there's the inevitable "I have a Kit Kat that MAY have a Golden Ticket in it" for sale to gullible mugs on ebay -

http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/sear...ket&category0=

But... there's also a real, live Golden Ticket on sale.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-BROTHER-GO...QqcmdZViewItem

Should we all chip in and buy it for someone here? Who should go in? Stripey for the inevitable cutting remarks & sneering contempt of others? Flash for full-on Pirate look-a-like action? Who else?

I vote Frosty Jack, Alan Cynic or Dusty Deviada just to see some of their amazingly bad puns aired on national TV.

[Lester Burnham]

apparently the "real" ticket's bid was up at £10,000,000.

apparently... I don't know for sure.

[french_disko]

Originally Posted by Lester Burnham

apparently the "real" ticket's bid was up at £10,000,000.

apparently... I don't know for sure.

It was - I had it on screen when I posted this thread!!

[french_disko]

this is my favourite - check out the description -

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Big-Brother-Ki...QQcmdZViewItem

A rare opportunity to get you hands on a Golden 'willy wonker' type ticket issued by Kitkat.

Is this genuine?

I was eating a four finger KitKat and nearly choked as it no longer said rountrees on the top. Then I spotted a tiny bit of Gold, I ripped off the packet and it said "you are a winner" (which i already knew.)

Can I get bummed by Shahbaz?

I cannot guarantee this.

Was the KitKat nice?

not really, i mourn the loss of the whisper bar

What does it look like?

It's gold, pure plasticky gold.

Will you post to Isle of Mann?

no, they're all inbred.

Can i get my hands on Lea's Massive Big Breasts?

why would you want to? she is a shemale. However, if this is your bag. Start by touching them in a discreet manner with your elbow.

Can I sit next to Imogen?

No, she's mine.I got first dibs. (dibs- i baggsied first)

Will the winning willy wonka type ticket be accompanied with a certificate of authenticity?

Yes. I should point out that I have printed this myself. .

Will you combine postage?

yes

GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY BIDDING

Originally Posted by Hardcore Mel

I vote Frosty Jack, Alan Cynic or Dusty Deviada just to see some of their amazingly bad puns aired on national TV.

Originally Posted by Homer Simpson

Marge, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'. And to `shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate.

Admit it, you just want to see Alan in his Speedos cavorting in the hot-tub.