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[JaseyBoi]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McAss you f*cking McTosser.

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

[lollerskates]

15. When people post a chain e-mail they got.

However, I do agree with most of these.

Right, I'm off to the toilet.

[sludge]

Marmites well cool.Dont know why people hate that.

[Dayeth]

Who the fuck pays £10 to goto the cinema?

[Hog]

Originally Posted by Dayeth

Who the fuck pays £10 to goto the cinema?

Stuart Maxwell

[Dinosaur]

Don't you also hate it when you can't find the droids you're looking for?

[Tam o' Shantie]

things i hate, cunts

folk that * out swear words. hey yoiu fucking cunts, do yoiu think i'm a retard? don't know my fucking vowels? you cunts. play me for a fucking fool?

you C*unt

assholes that don't know how to fucking drive

you passed your test, asshole. why don't you know the basics of the highway code. why am I a better driver than you, you fucking 40 year old man. you'vebeen driving fior 20 years, why are you such a dim witted cunt?

folk that think they're sassy and fucking edgy, girls mostly, who think that because they don't cringe at dirty words are Xtreme 2 da max. i've got news for you sugar, within 5 minutes of starting a conversation with me you'll be complaining because i insulted your mother

[<T>]

Originally Posted by Dinosaur

Don't you also hate it when you can't find the droids you're looking for?

ha ha, stealing someone elses joke, u know that really grinds my gears

[Sam L4]

Originally Posted by JaseyBoi

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

You could say no.

[<T>]

Originally Posted by Sam L4

You could say no.

the point is, that can i ask u a question is a question, therefor no chance was given