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[CamilleY]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com

Not sure if this has been posted here before, but my prediction is that 'while in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.'

Wanna put down bets?

[Princess]

"A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."

pah, midget! i could just stand on them..

[Balvack]

Given the other responses I thought this site was a pisstake until I read mine:
"Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."

I think I'd better stick to showers from now on.

[Tubthumper]

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.


McDonalds will be the death of me.

[Sue Denim..]

Mine reads....
"While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors."


I have been warned.

[Ghostwriter]

You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

Great

[Untitled]

"While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth"

im never going to the cinema again

[Smooth_groover]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw."

[Dave]

"You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop."

I can believe that acually. I know a lot of egomaniacs who are crap at chess.

[Lucky Rathen]

While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage.

I guess I'm really in the shit.