Hideous Faceparty exhibitions - aberdeen-music

09-11-2005, 02:06

We all know that there are no cute or hot people on Faceparty - instead, its a devestating mixture of fat, sweaty cunts with no ambition or drive other than for someone to use the 'de-face' function to draw a shiny, gold crown on their head, or something else equally undeserving.

Anyway,

Disaster #1:

Jesus Christ!! Stop that RIGHT NOW!
Evidently, the concept of winking is pretty new to this monstrosity.

I didn't really want to label the exact areas where the problem lies, but......well.......here they are:

Disaster #2:

Wow, most people aren't brave enough to do something like that unless they actually are supple, which this person has either forgotten that she isn't, or she's relying on another distinguishing feature to make this picture appear, I presume, sexy?

Not sure what exactly: The frisbee bangles? The secret-sweating-problem headband? The cream applied Tan? I'm not sure...Oh wait, it must be the skimpy clothes!

I almost overlooked that - I guess I, was being deterred by something....or four.

Disaster #3:

Chilled_Andy here......I'm not sure that chilled is the word he should be using.....Maybe just Cold_Andy

Lets face it, If you were to accept his offer of a ride, I'm pretty sure you'd be slaughtered and burning in a bathtub before you could even say "Sorry, you're right! Boyzone are actually a really good band!", because its clear this guy isn't one for mercy.

Disaster #4

I hope that isn't being used on the Internet!!

Disaster #5

Don't misunderstand me here. She's not got her boobs out. Its just that since you've taken the time to read this far, I guess its only humane of me to let you carry on your morning without having sustained a cataract.

If that's what we've got to look forward to when we reach 40 years old, I think I'll become celibate.

Oh well, one for TV Tanned I guess.

These were collated between 2:10 - 3:00 and are not necessary the views (you wanted to see) expressed by everyone.

JaseyBoi · 09-11-2005, 06:53

Rofl nice images and very witty side text had me in knots

/deletes his facepic account

Dinosaur · 09-11-2005, 08:18

haha nice

although not the best thing in the world to see at 9am...

09-11-2005, 08:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by ()Papaspyrou()

Oh well, one for TV Tanned I guess.[/i]

Actually, unlike you, I have been in a relationship for the last six and a half years, so please leave me out of your miusguided attempts to be amusing.

JaseyBoi · 09-11-2005, 08:53

WoW wEe TV_Tanned if a 6yr relashionship makes u this bloody grumpy....................GeT OuT WhILE YoU CaN DuDe.............

Lester Burnham · 09-11-2005, 08:56

In defence of Mr Tanned, he's engaged and I wouldn't say it's a source of, "grumpy behaviour" on his part.

He's not actually a grumpy boy in the *gasp* REAL WORLD.

Dinosaur · 09-11-2005, 09:11

Never had any problems with him and havn't met him in 'the real life' but i'm sure he's sound as funk

JaseyBoi · 09-11-2005, 09:24

lol in my defence im not saying he aint a decent fello im sure he is (his wit sometimes is hilarious) Just above posts seems like he woke up to early this morning (either that or im sooo immature that everytime i see above original post by ()Papaspyrou() i fall about laffin)