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Old 11-10-2005, 16:44   #1 (permalink)

 
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Why, in your right mind, would you do a shit in a sink?

This is the events that came across me last night. This guy is wasted, so he goes into the bathroom to puke.
Twenty minutes later, we go to check only to be greeted by the waft of fresh shite.

A 'responsible adult' comes in and screams 'COME AND CLEAN UP THIS SHIT!'. We presumed 'shit' to be just some mud, empty bottles etc, but no. An actual turd.

Sorry - but what the fuck? Surely it was more effort to use the sink than the toilet. Hilarious, I guess.
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Old 11-10-2005, 17:08   #2 (permalink)

 
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Aha, that's brilliant, which gig was this at?
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if he was wasted, then he wasn't really in his right mind...
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A similar thing happened to me at Reading. I went into a toilet, only to find a massive poo sitting right next to the toilet. What on earth is that all about?
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if he was wasted, then he wasn't really in his right mind...
that is exactly what I was going to say.
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I too have encountered such a sight - I work at Aberdeen College, and had popped in to one of the student toilets to be met with a (very fresh looking) jobby in a sink.

Of course, I did what any consciencious employee would do - I went and found the cleaning superviser and told her. So some unlucky cleaner would have had the lovely job of disposing of the turd.

What got me was the sheer logistics of going about laying cable in a sink - it was the middle one of three sinks, so unless the person who did the deed was about seven feet tall, then I just dont know how they did it.

Mind you, I've worked at Aberdeen College for a long time, and seeing that made me realise that I really have seen it all now.

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Working in 2 places i have seen mysterious turd piles

Aberdeen College - in a sink in the bog
Reg Vardy - On the bonnet of a mercedes
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i believe its called a tactical turd

you should retaliate with an all out kitchen appliance offensive.
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Reg Vardy - On the bonnet of a mercedes

Hahahaha!
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what did the guy look like? at hillhead last year some nob pooed in the upstairs shower. nice
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