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That you've ever had?

I mean the sort that make you wake up in a cold sweat and you almost faint with relieft that whatever happened in your head didn't sctually happen after all.

Mine was quite recently when i was charged for a crime that I didn't commit.
The courtroom drama was pretty inconsistent but the jail was incapacitatingly bad: people getting kicked to shit and extorted constantly.

It ended as I faced the guillotine and a ringing sound signaled the start of the whole show - I was going to get my head removed!

But thankfully, it was just my alarm clock.

[ClicheGuevara]

I can't remember ever having a nightmare in my whole life. I think I might have had one about storybook glen when i was really young, which I can't actually remember, but at least not in the last 15 years anyway.
I don't really have bad dreams either...just weird.

What does that mean? That i'm nice maybe?...

[thesultanofswing86]

I had a dream where i was wanted in Britain for taking out Saddam Hussein. So i was being chased by people throughout this city. Remember running down an alley and a drug dealer started a fight with me. Then the police came down the alley and so we both ran together. Some guy picked us up in a truck and got us away from the police to a safer area for a while. Thats about all i remember now.

Another one i had, where the devil had taken over Aberdeen was intense. Aberdeen was the same, only a LOT less people there. Plus there was this big demon guy who looked kinda a normal (which only made it more freaky) who was after me. I remember running into him in the old fopp and shitting myself. Quite a blade runner-esq dream, only a shit load more sinister.

Another one i had was when i was told by a dude dressed like the pope, that i had no soul. The devil was then going to come after me and kill me. All of a sudden. FUCKING BANG! This massive hound from hell bursts through the door and im being chased from roof top to roof top of all the buildings by this massive, fuck-off dog.

I've had some amazing ones too, like gatecrashing the vampire lord's wedding and taking them all out. Ahh.... That was AMAZING!

I love dreams

Dude, maybe best that you lay off the "herbal" cigarettes for a while.

[Stuart]

I've explained my night terrors in another thread a while ago.
They're pretty scary, but I'm used to them now. They haven't happened in a while, but when they do, I try just to sleep again.
I just woke up so I can't be bothered explaining them, but anyone else who has had a real night terror whilst being an adult will understand how horrific they are.

[Eamon of the Fall]

my friend once had a dream where summer from neighbours forced him to give her a blow job.

[Eamon of the Fall]

yes she had a penis

[Bobby]

Originally Posted by Captain Hilarious

yes she had a penis

i knew it!

[thesultanofswing86]

Originally Posted by Captain Hilarious

my friend once had a dream where summer from neighbours forced him to give her a blow job.

Was this "friend" actually you?

[PrincessHolly]

Hahaha Jimr has a good one! I never have scary dreams but the other day I dreamt that I was living in the 40's and my husband was at war. I lived in the hills with my son and Patrick Boo kept coming round to teach my little boy how to skim stones and then we ate jam on toast.