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[feeble!]

I despise neds. They ALL need to be destroyed, as painfully and slowly as is feasible at the time.

I just got outta a party, was waiting for a taxi, on my own, when some dirty ned climbs out of a car, decides I do not know about street etiquette and takes a swing at me for, apparently, looking at him (I was looking at my phone - although the brick shape of my phone did resemble his face)

What a dirty bastard. Then when I retaliated all of his mates piled out of a car to help and I was forced to bail or be beaten to a pulp. Seriously, terrorists should be way down on the priority of people to be dealt with - neds have to be a bigger threat than they are.

How many people have been wrongly assaulted/harrassed by a gang of unruly neds when it was entirely uneccessary?

I'm so pissed off right now. The cunt.

[belladonnaleaves]

i got spat on by a ned in the priory one night cuz i had my hair tied back and he thought i had a mullet. He kindly shouted out "mullet" and then proceeded to spit on my neck as i hurried past. Lovely people neds. That was the last time i was in the priory.

[feeble!]

Yeah, "pure mental, pure priory" my arse!

Pure cock more like it, eh?

I don't care what anyone says about neds being victims or whatever. They're a bunch of dicks. I wish they'd all get drunk and drive their cars over a cliff.

[psydoll]

These threads are hilarious.

They're pointless and get shut in a space of time shorter than Teabag's man-sausage.

[psydoll]

By the way I totally hate neds.

Aye totally min.

[the_beastly_one]

This sight is becoming all too familar in Aberdeen nowadays.

Only last night, when I was waiting for the bus outside Game, a group of them standing outside MacDonalds, started giving abuse to a guy for having long hair (having long hair myself, this started to make me quite nervous also). When the guy retaliated, he turned his back and walked away, then some fucker ran up behind him and took a swing at him. When long-haired guy tried to reason with him, he hit him again, long haired guy blocks it, so within a second or two, there are 6 or 7of them beating the shit out of long haired guy and his one mate.

Aye, fuckin' square go min.

We could go into the sociological perspective about them being deprived etc. blah blah blah, but in many respects, it's irrelevant, the fact that they're cunts and our moral duty to bitch about them on an online message board remains.

It's eh' aibirdeed wye min' ahm fuckin' sayin', right!

[Daniel]

i got atacked by about 20, 8 year old neds on george street, thet decided to poke fun at my curly hair then ran after me

[Flash@TMB]

In December 1993 I was walking past Virgin Game with my girlfirend. A group of 3 neds were standing there and one of them said quietly "Check the tits on that".

Now bear in mind that this was during the time I was a bad bastard. So I started on them. I said "Who the fuck said that?" accompanied by a very hard stare. The two on either side look glanced nervously at the one on the middle. So I covered the 2 yards between us and karate punched him clean in the face. His head hit the window doubling the effect, and for a moment I thought he was goign through it but no such luck. The guy on the left started to back away, so I next I went for the one on the right.

***

I didn't care that they were only aged 15 or 16 and I was 23. I just wanted them lying on the ground with me kicking lumps out of them, and was trying to muster a piss so that I could climax by urinating over them in front of the people in the bus queue. It was Christmas after all.

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Just then another 3 neds came running towards us, so I started on them too. Now at this point it got messy with the pesky little fuckers continually trying to get behind me... and I was taking a lot of punishment. This incident explains the shape of my nose for instance. But after about 20-30 secs they suddenly split and started running away... with me chasing them dripping bleed awie. They were much faster runners, and obviously very scared, so about halfway through the Trinity Centre I got tackled (literally tackled) by 3 policemen and arrested.

I hope that makes up for your taxi. On the other hand it may be the historical reason for why neds hates us.

EDIT: Yes I had been drinking Addlestones. 4 pints in the Tilted Wig immediately beforehand.

[Wishbone G]

You are now officially my hero, flash