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These are from one of my favourite episodes ever...
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../2ACV05/05.mp3 Leela: "It's amazing that your people can fall in love so fast." Zoidberg: "Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material." Fry: "You and me both, brother." http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../2ACV05/08.mp3 Fry: "Ok, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do?" Zoidberg: "Ask her to mate with me." Fry: "No. Tell her she's special." Zoidberg: "But she's not. She's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs." Fry: "Well, tell her that. And then?" Zoidberg: "Then mating!" Fry: "No... Make up some feelings and tell her you have them." *pause* "Yes?" Zoidberg: "Is desire to mate a feeling?" Fry: "Ugh, you're not even trying!" http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../2ACV05/13.mp3 Bender: "Fry, I've never asked you for anything before but if it's not too much trouble... when it comes to the ninth round, just let him win." Fry: "But it's a fight to the death!" Bender: "Oh, so suddenly this is all about you! Sheesh." http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../2ACV05/11.mp3 Zoidberg: "I'm confused, Fry. I'm feeling a strange new emotion. Is it love when you care about a female for reasons beyond mating?" Fry: "Nope. Must be some weird alien emotion." http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../2ACV05/10.mp3 Fry: "Now, ask her how her day was." Zoidberg: "Why would I want to know?" Fry: "You wouldn't. Ask anyway!" Zoidberg: "How was your day?" Edna: "Well, first I got up and had a piece of toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish..." *goes on* Zoidberg: "Fry, look what you did! She won't shut up." Fry: "That's normal. Just nod your head and say 'uh huh'." Zoidberg: "Uh huh. Uh huh." Edna: "And then you threw an octopus at my window!" ![]() And another fave episode http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi...ractically.mp3 Calculon: "Everyone walked out. They hated it, I've seen plagues more popular than this. You said that oscar was practically on my mantle" Bender: "Now you know why I used the qualifier 'practically'" Calculon: "You listen to me... I'm out a million bucks here!" http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi...ddlefinger.mp3 Harold Zoid: "A more classic movie plot, there isn't. A son who does not want to follow in his fathers business, and that business is president of the world, no less. The son as it happens is Vice president" Bender: "That plot makes perfect sense, wink wink" Zoidberg: "Bender, you said wink wink out loud!" Bender: "No I didn't, raise middle finger" http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi...eadyfriday.mp3 Harold Zoid: "Ok that is a wrap everybody, I'm gonna see you all on the premiere which by the way when is?" Zoidberg: "Well editing is a long and expensive process, but we spent all our money on pies. so... it'll be ready friday" ------ http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../4ACV07/02.mp3 Fry: "And for your information, lady, this was not just used to paddle my butt. It was also used to move pizzas and crush rats!" http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../4ACV07/03.mp3 Man: "Yes?" Fry: "Pizza delivery for ... Seymour Asses?" Man: "There is no one by that name here ... or anywhere. I hope that in time you'll realize what an idiot you've been." Fry: "I wouldn't count on that." http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../4ACV07/11.mp3 Bender: "Fry, I'm sorry. I should've understood how someone can love an inferior creature. Because I love you. Not in the way the ancient Greeks. But in the way a robot loves a human. A human loves a dog. And occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty." http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../4ACV07/07.mp3 Farnsworth: "In cases of rapid fossilization, I can press this brain scan button retrieving Seymour's memories at the precise instant of doggy death." Fry: "I'm gonna get my puppy back! In your face Grim Reaper!" Bender: "Crappy, ineffective Reaper..." http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../4ACV07/05.mp3 Bender: "Nah, protesting never works." Fry: "You're right. I'll give it a shot!" Wish I could hear/see these right now..in the mood for some futurama now ![]() |
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I'm kind of glad it did get cancelled.
The beauty of it all is that now Futurama is sealed and will never have feel the hands of any reforms or renditions by some mediocre cunt who thinks it would be a good idea for him to revive it. Fair enough, it can get dated over time, but thankfully it can't go from Euphoric evening TV show, to an unbearable, drab, piece of shit, like any Simpsons beyond 1997. One more - Fry captured by guinea pigs - http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi.../4ACV10/04.mp3 Last edited by ()Papaspyrou(); 06-09-2005 at 10:41. |
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