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[JaseyBoi]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with
"f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer,ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter
ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

ROFL

This has been posted 4 times now.

As a side note, you might want to start speaking like a human or something. People already, undoubtably hate you.

[Delly]

I thought it was funny

[JaseyBoi]

As a side note, you might want to start speaking like a human or something. People already, undoubtably hate you.

You talking to me boi

if so i couldnt give to flying fucks who hates/likes me i aint here to impress ya all into liking me im here to get the banter with fello aberdonians

if you didnt mean me

Hi hows you?

[midgeski]

took me a while to realise this was a joke.







....it is a joke right?

Hahaha, that was great. Read it out loud, better efekt.

[Fluffy]

that was quite comical i thought.

[Rachie]

Originally Posted by Delly

I thought it was funny

Same

I enjoyed that one

And as for it being posted 4 times... where? I never saw